To wind up my DH? :)

(21 Posts)
Peony01 Wed 25-May-16 14:48:32

DH; Ello smelly, you having a nice day. You all ok?
Me; Yes fine thanks smell, how about you? Xx
While later...
Me; How's your day going? Are you still going for a bike ride tonight? X
DH; i dunno yet i’ll ask roger (name changed)
Me;How's you and how's your day going have been ignored...
DH;Ok thanks smelly and i’ve not been ignoring you i’m busy 😟
Me; You text me first asking how my day was if you don't have time to talk / respond to my return query don't message to begin with 🤔
DH;Sorry i was just seeing how you were
Me;Ok but I bet you have time to talk rubbish with Roger / Bob / Dave etc
DH;not text any of them today, stop being grumpy you
Me;It's taking a lot longer to have this conversation ... Would have been quicker to just say how your day was going don't you think
Me; Life lessons
DH; oh right
Me; That's right

God I'm annoying grin

Floggingmolly Wed 25-May-16 14:50:28

Yes, you certainly sound annoying. Not particularly funny, though.

Peony01 Wed 25-May-16 14:55:35

I guess that means I am being unreasonable then flogging , my DH will be chuckling to himself though ... Suppose it's hard to tell from his oh right but that's him finally getting I'm on a wind up..

Buzzardbird Wed 25-May-16 14:56:50

...and now I'm annoyed too.

Favouritethings Wed 25-May-16 14:58:11

Er ok.

ApricotSorbet99 Wed 25-May-16 14:59:25

And you decided to bore the internet with this tedious exchange....why?

LillyVonSchtupp Wed 25-May-16 14:59:33

You sound rather tiresome OP.

deVelvet Wed 25-May-16 15:00:13

Eh?

TipBoov Wed 25-May-16 15:02:20

You seem like you're proud of being so annoying?

Peony01 Wed 25-May-16 15:02:30

Don't be buzzard it'll give you high blood pressure .... I can assure you my DH is very well treated, we always check on each other I just decided to be annoying to him today because that's our humour... I've just checked and he does think I'm a dick but in your such a dick you had me there for a minute way..

Peony01 Wed 25-May-16 15:04:06

Ok ok, not very funny sorry to bore...

Buzzardbird Wed 25-May-16 15:43:29

Luckily, mine is low Peony wink

ThoraGruntwhistle Wed 25-May-16 15:46:05

You can't be lighthearted in AIBU, people will just line up to give you a kicking for not being more interesting/controversial smile

Ameliablue Wed 25-May-16 15:46:51

Can't believe I wasted time reading this.

MrsTerryPratchett Wed 25-May-16 15:52:05

You are lucky to have found someone who gets you. Enjoy. It would make me walk out with the clothes on my back. There's someone out there for everyone...

BitOutOfPractice Wed 25-May-16 15:54:48

There's 2 minutes of my life I'll never get back

You don't consider yourself zany or wacky or kookie so you OP?

MangoBiscuit Wed 25-May-16 15:59:36

Your OP made me smile Peony. It's the kind of (deathly boring to anyone else, but makes us chuckle) banter that I have with DH. Except we call each other cunt. grin

TheNaze73 Wed 25-May-16 15:59:53

2 things. Was the name change to Roger subliminal? It's always Roger....
Secondly, what is the actual point of this thread? He's doing nothing wrong

Peony01 Wed 25-May-16 16:09:30

Thora..I get that now I'm a naive newby to this site but I will however take it as a life lesson (as I badly joked to my DH)
Mango..glad it made you smile...as it did me too..which is why while I had some time on my hands I posted it, but I know laughing at your own (bad) jokes is somewhat sad...whoops.
The Naze..it was...I thought it was always Dave not Roger..not point i was a little bored :S

Thank you all for posting even if i have completely wasted your time it was appreciated...thats me done now smile

HackerFucker22 Wed 25-May-16 16:14:14

OP I suggest you find a hobby or join Netmums - I bet they love this kind of shit on there!!!

TheNaze73 Wed 25-May-16 16:33:44

Thanks for the clarity OP. Just for clarity, would you actually treat it as being ignored, if your partner didn't respond to a text?

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