My DH's pissing in the toilet IS SO LOUD I WANT TO PUNCH HIM (lighthearted)

(8 Posts)
BigApple11 Mon 23-May-16 22:58:37

Seriously , as the title says, why can't men pee quietly?? FFS it sounds like Niagara Falls shock

ssd Mon 23-May-16 22:59:47

dh is the same!!

whats wrong with them????

MrsSpecter Mon 23-May-16 23:00:16

I hate the sound of men peeing. I dread my boys getting older (taller) when they'll be doing big loud peeing.

Cunties Mon 23-May-16 23:00:20

My teen ds is the same. Puts my poor old dribbling dh to shame grin

MrsSpecter Mon 23-May-16 23:00:31

They need to sit down.

TheSunnySide Mon 23-May-16 23:38:51

The way my husband flaps the toilet brush against the toilet every single time he does a poo makes my itch.

SnuffleGruntSnorter Mon 23-May-16 23:40:01

Just be thankful it's in the toilet!

I think it's the standing up/height thing

OptimisticSix Mon 23-May-16 23:57:22

Oh mine too, sounds like a blinking horse, and what's worse mine stands there with hs hands on his head, it he could just aim properly he could quietly go against the edge
But no.

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