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Wankpuffin - best word ever!!

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IamnotaStepfordHousewife · 23/05/2016 20:49

Aibu to have just learnt the best word ever on another thread and want to share it with you all. I give you 'wankpuffin'. Come and share your favourite words ever. Also wankbadger.

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MajesticSeaFlapFlap · 23/05/2016 20:51

Nah wankbager works because badges are seedy counts, puffins are innocent and naive so it didn't work

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MajesticSeaFlapFlap · 23/05/2016 20:51

*doesn't

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HappenstanceMarmite · 23/05/2016 20:52

Knobjockey. Always liked that.

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IamnotaStepfordHousewife · 23/05/2016 21:38

Wankstain. TBF anything with wank in it is funny.

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RuggerHug · 23/05/2016 21:42

Wankbadger , asshat and shitehawk here for top 3.

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Storminateapot · 23/05/2016 21:44

Cockwomble

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Sukebind · 23/05/2016 21:46

I am very fond of both badgers and puffins so I won't be adopting those words. Wombles, though, I can take or leave.

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ivykaty44 · 23/05/2016 21:48

What is a wankpuffin? When should I use this expression?

Cockwomble - is this a wombling cock?

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IamnotaStepfordHousewife · 23/05/2016 21:49

What a wankpuffin - aimed at something or someone

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DeathByMascara · 23/05/2016 21:50

I like thundercunt. And shitehawk.

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JenniferAnistonsHair · 23/05/2016 21:52

Arsecrisps, twatflaps or twunt...

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DuckAndPancakes · 23/05/2016 21:54

To elaborate on DeathByMascara

Cock gobbling thundercunt.

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notamummy10 · 23/05/2016 21:54

I like the improvised version of cockwomble: cuntwomble.

But if I'm honest, I like any word that has 'cunt' as it's my favourite 'naughty' word...

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IamnotaStepfordHousewife · 23/05/2016 21:59

I have a love for that word too. How about cuntpuffin?

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TheCricketWidow · 23/05/2016 21:59

Ive always rather liked fuckwit personally.

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LemonRedwood · 23/05/2016 22:00

I like arsebuckets as a general "oh bother" kind of expression

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dementedma · 23/05/2016 22:00

Wankbadger and cocklodger are my favourite MN words

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AYD2MITalkTalk · 23/05/2016 22:01

I've always used cuntwipe.

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MrsPatrickDempsey · 23/05/2016 22:03

Just choked on my g&t laughing so much. I love cocklodger.

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RuggerHug · 23/05/2016 22:06

Oh and spunkbucket. And YY to what DeathByMasacra said.

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HahahahaFuckYou · 23/05/2016 22:26

CuntMuffin

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JenniferYellowHat1980 · 23/05/2016 22:27

I think these are shit. What's wrong with plain, direct cunt?

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ThoraGruntwhistle · 23/05/2016 22:27

Chuffweasel

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AYD2MITalkTalk · 23/05/2016 22:30

"Cuntwipe" is far more dismissive than "cunt" Grin

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SharonBottsPoundOfGrapes · 23/05/2016 22:35

I watched Heathers for the gazillionth time the other night and only noticed 'Axe Wound' for the first time. :o

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