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Wankpuffin - best word ever!!

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IamnotaStepfordHousewife Mon 23-May-16 20:49:14

Aibu to have just learnt the best word ever on another thread and want to share it with you all. I give you 'wankpuffin'. Come and share your favourite words ever. Also wankbadger.

MajesticSeaFlapFlap Mon 23-May-16 20:51:20

Nah wankbager works because badges are seedy counts, puffins are innocent and naive so it didn't work

MajesticSeaFlapFlap Mon 23-May-16 20:51:34


HappenstanceMarmite Mon 23-May-16 20:52:19

Knobjockey. Always liked that.

IamnotaStepfordHousewife Mon 23-May-16 21:38:17

Wankstain. TBF anything with wank in it is funny.

RuggerHug Mon 23-May-16 21:42:30

Wankbadger , asshat and shitehawk here for top 3.

Storminateapot Mon 23-May-16 21:44:53


Sukebind Mon 23-May-16 21:46:30

I am very fond of both badgers and puffins so I won't be adopting those words. Wombles, though, I can take or leave.

ivykaty44 Mon 23-May-16 21:48:24

What is a wankpuffin? When should I use this expression?

Cockwomble - is this a wombling cock?

IamnotaStepfordHousewife Mon 23-May-16 21:49:47

What a wankpuffin - aimed at something or someone

DeathByMascara Mon 23-May-16 21:50:55

I like thundercunt. And shitehawk.

JenniferAnistonsHair Mon 23-May-16 21:52:48

Arsecrisps, twatflaps or twunt...

DuckAndPancakes Mon 23-May-16 21:54:36

To elaborate on DeathByMascara

Cock gobbling thundercunt.

notamummy10 Mon 23-May-16 21:54:54

I like the improvised version of cockwomble: cuntwomble.

But if I'm honest, I like any word that has 'cunt' as it's my favourite 'naughty' word...

IamnotaStepfordHousewife Mon 23-May-16 21:59:34

I have a love for that word too. How about cuntpuffin?

TheCricketWidow Mon 23-May-16 21:59:43

Ive always rather liked fuckwit personally.

LemonRedwood Mon 23-May-16 22:00:51

I like arsebuckets as a general "oh bother" kind of expression

dementedma Mon 23-May-16 22:00:54

Wankbadger and cocklodger are my favourite MN words

AYD2MITalkTalk Mon 23-May-16 22:01:45

I've always used cuntwipe.

MrsPatrickDempsey Mon 23-May-16 22:03:22

Just choked on my g&t laughing so much. I love cocklodger.

RuggerHug Mon 23-May-16 22:06:35

Oh and spunkbucket. And YY to what DeathByMasacra said.

HahahahaFuckYou Mon 23-May-16 22:26:28


JenniferYellowHat1980 Mon 23-May-16 22:27:32

I think these are shit. What's wrong with plain, direct cunt?

ThoraGruntwhistle Mon 23-May-16 22:27:56


AYD2MITalkTalk Mon 23-May-16 22:30:39

"Cuntwipe" is far more dismissive than "cunt" grin

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