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to think this is clearly a happy, happy marriage

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marryoneorbecomeone Fri 20-May-16 00:16:31

Nothing to see here, just a happy couple. The Daily Mail said so, so it must be a FACT.

Still standing better than I ever did

BillSykesDog Fri 20-May-16 00:19:01

That's fucking hilarious.

paniniswapx3 Fri 20-May-16 00:22:55


Queenbean Fri 20-May-16 00:24:08

God the DM is such a bitch

PaulAnkaTheDog Fri 20-May-16 00:26:08

They don't need anyone else.

multivac Fri 20-May-16 00:29:47

I'm sure those hacks think they are terribly clever and witty.

They should probably be aware, however, that the moral high ground is out of the line of sight of pretty much everyone involved. With the possible exception of the children, of course - but hey, let's not let that stop the pursuit of a jolly good joke, eh?

BillSykesDog Fri 20-May-16 00:30:19

What's that David has in his hand in picture 5? Looks like a bottle of olive oil?

bibbitybobbityyhat Fri 20-May-16 00:31:04

Who is to say what makes a happy marriage? The Daily Mail are rather scraping the barrel with this (again). And you too op.

marryoneorbecomeone Fri 20-May-16 00:31:07

So this wasn't fed by their own PR machine? Or is that crushingly naive?blush

LineyReborn Fri 20-May-16 00:31:31

'Invade their own privacy'


AyeAmarok Fri 20-May-16 00:34:24


Philoslothy Fri 20-May-16 00:34:49


I wonder why comments are not allowed hmm

AdrenalineFudge Fri 20-May-16 00:37:42

Thin ice methinks grin

GinBunny Fri 20-May-16 00:39:02

DM are great for giving answers to questions that haven't been asked...

DuckAndPancakes Fri 20-May-16 00:47:11

Journalism at its finest, as always.

Iknownuffink Fri 20-May-16 00:53:33

Click bait.

Just5minswithDacre Fri 20-May-16 00:54:00

So this wasn't fed by their own PR machine? Or is that crushingly naive?

Oh bless you OP.

No it is DM being very very arch.

I'm sure David and Elton's PR people would be sacked if they even looked at the DM

Just5minswithDacre Fri 20-May-16 00:55:23

Not that there's anything to be arch about hmm

TheBlessedCheesemaker Fri 20-May-16 00:58:54

What a deeply affecting portrait.
So personal and intimate that i wonder how it managed to escape an injunction.

LadyCassandra Fri 20-May-16 01:46:05

I came on here to see if anyone else had noticed this! grin
"What a loving and lovely family they are" [snort]

MsMarple Fri 20-May-16 02:09:38

Too funny!

Wagglebees Fri 20-May-16 03:08:35

Such thin ice it's practically cracking beneath the editors feet.

EchoOfADistantTide Fri 20-May-16 03:12:32

I smell an injunction.

Anicechocolatecake Fri 20-May-16 04:07:47

I loved the 'how happy they are.....and the whole world knows it'. The DM is having a strop and they look like giant bitches! It's quite satisfying seeing them feel an injustice has been done (to them!)

HopelesslydevotedtoGu Fri 20-May-16 04:30:48

And if, by so doing, they have also been promoting their own profiles, their latest professional projects, or their charity work, then who are cynics to quibble about the couple invading their own privacy?

This is hilarious!

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