AIBU too think I'm getting a bit to old..

[Kungfupandaworksout16]

To understand dodgy chat lines.

So I'm walking to meet the DP and someone shouts " do you have pet insurance?.... Because my anaconda will destroy your cat "
I thought he was trying to sell me some insurance so I was really confused by his sales tactics with the end part. I looked really confused and said no Thankyou I don't have any pets and continue on my way. It wasn't until I told DPS that he explained through laughter what the lad meant

What has happened to the old chat up lines like here's 20p call your mans tell her you're stayong out (maybe I'm showing my age here haha)

Have any of you had a dodgy chat up line , or one that's made you feel really bloody old

[ApocalypseSlough]

Sometimes ignorance is bliss. I bet he felt a tool.
(That means idiot op, not that he was a hammer )

[Kenduskeag]

"Anaconda? Get over yourself."

[Kungfupandaworksout16]

I meant DP I don't have multiple partners

[WorraLiberty]

Sometimes ignorance is bliss. I bet he felt a tool.
(That means idiot op, not that he was a hammer )

I thought you meant he had a wank

[littlepeas]

Ha! You made him look really stupid! Serves him right.

[WreckingBallsInsideMyHead]

I think that's the best response you could've given to show what an idiot he was for using a dodgy chat up line

[wigglesrock]

Well, it's no "get your coat, you've pulled".

It took me about two reads to get his meaning as well, although I'm the eejit that had the most confusing conversation ever with a man in the park about my dog. It was along the lines of "is it a dog?", only the conversation was a lot more protracted and I'm burning with embarrassment even now thinking about it. The poor man didn't want to say the word bitch in front of me, so we went around in circles whilst I was thinking "Christ, does he not know what a dog is?". I can't adequately describe how toe curlingly awful it was