To be pissed off!!

[Flapjackninja]

DP has walked out of the house drunk after walking upstairs falling into a bannister and snapping it and waking DD up in the process. I'm annoyed thinking why should I go look for him tosser!

[rightmywrongs]

If it's any consolation I just got delivered mine so drunk he can barely stand, pretty much crawled to the bathroom to throw up.
Returned to the bedroom & tried to have a go at me but I don't understand rambles.
DD also woken up.
Arseholes

[coco1810]

Oooh, lots of early morning hoovering and door slamming ladies!!!! Get the noisiest toys out for the kids too. And throw in the Frozen soundtrack too! 😂

[Helloitsme88]

Mines just strolled in covered in pen. He fell asleep so they drew on him apparently....

[rightmywrongs]

Wow such catches,
We are so lucky girls!!

[Costacoffeeplease]

Are they often like this?

[TheoriginalLEM]

"Oooh, lots of early morning hoovering and door slamming ladies!!!! Get the noisiest toys out for the kids too. And throw in the Frozen soundtrack too! 😂"


or alternatively, tell them this is the first and last time you will tolerate this behaviour, and mean it

[GirlOutNumbered]

Mine came in from a beer festival last week. Fell asleep on front room floor. Silly me forgot to wake him.

[Oysterbabe]

Mines still asleep, treating himself to a nice lie in. He must be tired after getting up in the night to feed the baby. Oh no wait, that was me.