Sat on a coach behind PDA couple from hell.
The coach is completely full so I have no option to move seats. The rows are very close together so I'm less than a foot away from the action. The designers of the coach have thoughtfully tiered the seats slightly so I'm slightly raised for an even better view.
Whilst I generally have a low regard for OTT public displays of affection, I can understand that the occasionally kiss between a loved up couple is nice and generally inoffensive.
OTT couple, however, have literally got each others tongues down the others throat. They occasionally remove their tongues to lick one another's face before resuming their brave search for each others tonsils. The noise is reminiscent of a sink being plungered. Even my loudest music (headphones) can't seem to quite block it out.
This has been going on for 2 hours. I'm slightly concerned for their oxygen intake. and my lunch staying where it should
The coach journey is 6 hours long. They have yet to come up for air.
Back when I was a child, my Great Aunt used to throw buckets of water over particularly noisy cats getting it on in her garden.
WIBU to employ the same method in this situation?
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To chuck a bucket of water over this couple?
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NotAnotherNameChangeAgain · 10/05/2016 16:56
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