To follow Tesco's cooking instructions?

[HoneyDragon]

What do you reckon?

[loveulotslikejellytots]

Fine if you like your chicken rare!

[HoneyDragon]

Extra large chicken, 40 minutes on gas mark 5, surely it will be fine, the label says so

[BuonoEstente]

Mmm slimy

[NeedACleverNN]

Do it...then when you get ill you can claim compensation!

[HoneyDragon]

I might be ever so slightly dead though?

[NeedACleverNN]

I'll claim the money for you. Sorted

[useyourimagination]

do you do it in a microwave?

disclaimer: I neither eat chicken nor own a microwave :)

[BernardsarenotalwaysSaints]

I had a lamb joint from Tesco today 0.850kg cooks in 50 minutes according to the front, back of the packaging said exactly the same! It's a good job I actually do know how to cook!

[TheUnsullied]

Everyone likes a bit of food poisoning

[NeedACleverNN]

That's a bit worrying really.

I don't cook so would rely on instructions

[HoneyDragon]

Needaclever that's ever so decent of you, fanks mate

[Lonecatwithkitten]

Bernard I would cook your lamb joint in 46mins, 20 mins plays 13mins per pound so tescos would be right for nice pink lamb.

[WhereYouLeftIt]

Blimey, even Delia's fast roast chicken is 45 minutes on gas mark 8 (and that's for a much smaller 3lb chicken).

I'm guessing, since there's a bit of the '6' missing on the bottom left of the number, there's also a '1' completely missing/unprinted in the 'hours'. But bloody dangerous, what if someone who didn't know better had bought that particular bird? Salmonella side orders all round.

[NeedACleverNN]

I aim to please

[HoneyDragon]

I tweeted Tesco, so they are on the ball in terms of killing their customer prevention

It was clearly missing the one in the hour section. Anyhoo, I cooked it and lived. Sorry to all those who wanted compo