AIBU to ask you all to come and slap me around the chops with a wet fish

(58 Posts)
CandPthisyoufuckers Thu 28-Apr-16 12:14:15

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MilkTwoSugarsThanks Thu 28-Apr-16 12:16:31

💦🐟💦
SLAP

acasualobserver Thu 28-Apr-16 12:17:01

Do you want to run the chance of being sliced open a second time? Leave well alone.

someonestolemynick Thu 28-Apr-16 12:17:57

Step.Away.

But you know that. Don't respond. Don't waste any more headspace.

[Worlds stinky week old herring]

ChicRock Thu 28-Apr-16 12:18:45

If your seriously considering getting back in touch after he attempted to murder you, then I think you're beyond the level of help MN can give.

Sorebigtoes Thu 28-Apr-16 12:19:26

No no no no no. Don't do it. You'll run the risk of getting sucked in to whatever crisis happens next. You know addicts lie. They need to, ao they can satisfy their addiction. Don't do it.

Guiltypleasures001 Thu 28-Apr-16 12:19:29

Throws my lunch time tin of salmon at you
Next time you might not be so lucky don't press the self destruct button for him

CandPthisyoufuckers Thu 28-Apr-16 12:20:17

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WalkingZed Thu 28-Apr-16 12:21:16

Read your post back.

What would you advise someone else to do?

Run for the hills woman!

Peppaismyhomegirl Thu 28-Apr-16 12:21:26

Good god woman IGNORE!!'
You don't need him. Your better than replying!

RebeccaWithTheGoodHair Thu 28-Apr-16 12:22:43

He didn't mean it??? He may have been off his face, he may not remember but he did mean it!!

Please don't xxx

WalkingZed Thu 28-Apr-16 12:23:06

Block his number from your phone.

Do it NOW

WorraLiberty Thu 28-Apr-16 12:24:15

He didn't mean it?

Was he gutting a fish at the time, or perhaps slicing an avocado?

CandPthisyoufuckers Thu 28-Apr-16 12:24:31

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liinyo Thu 28-Apr-16 12:25:59

You know it would be mad If you are home alone, go out for the day and leave your phone in a drawer so you can't be tempted. If you are with someone, get them to take your phone and hold it until the urge passes. Do not respond, don't get sucked in. Consider yourself fish slapped.

AdoraBell Thu 28-Apr-16 12:28:11

<opens fish monger cabinet>

If I lob 1 at a time will that keep you occupied enough to Ignore, Ignore, IGNORE ?

KatharinaRosalie Thu 28-Apr-16 12:29:14

am tempted to ring to make sure he's ok.

so what will you do
-if he's ok?
-if he isn't ok?

sixinabed Thu 28-Apr-16 12:29:41

Block his number from your phone.
Then delete his number from your phone.
Mark any emails you have as spam.
Then delete them and delete his email address from your contacts.
Remove any possibility of any temptation to get involved with someone who tried to kill you.
And he may claim (and it may be true) not to remember stabbing you, but in that moment he definitely meant it, and is capable of it, and if you get even the slightest bit involved will mean it again.
Can you contact the police, given the history?
Can you get (maybe you already have) an injunction against him.

SLAP SLAP SLAP

You are worth SO much more than anything he could give you.

He does not deserve your sympathy or concern.

thanksthanksthanksthanksthanks

CandPthisyoufuckers Thu 28-Apr-16 12:30:16

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CandPthisyoufuckers Thu 28-Apr-16 12:31:06

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sixinabed Thu 28-Apr-16 12:31:21

cakecakechocolatechocolatecakecake
Keep it up. You can ignore him. I am sure your friend would not give you his number anyway.

AdoraBell Thu 28-Apr-16 12:33:37

Oh, and that if he was drunk he won't remember thing? Might be true, you could ask the Dr/nurses in A&E.

CandPthisyoufuckers Thu 28-Apr-16 12:35:07

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RebeccaWithTheGoodHair Thu 28-Apr-16 12:37:19

Wetting himself shitting himself off his face.

My god - and you are actually tempted to call him?! Sorry to sound harsh, but please hold that moment in your thoughts, you don't want to see that again let alone ending up stabbed by someone who's crapped themselves. Not sure why but that seems worse somehow. Insult to injury.

Clandestino Thu 28-Apr-16 12:38:40

Wow, he can't be described any different than substance-agnostic. What a repertoir!
Did it hurt when he sliced you up? I bet it did. Remember the pain. Remember him being out of his mind. Keep that in mind when you delete the voice mail and count your lucky stars you're still alive.

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