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To wonder what the average age of death is in Hollyoaks village?

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katemiddletonsnudeheels Fri 22-Apr-16 20:27:38

25?

Who is the latest one who died in the car accident that Holly caused?

Murder, car accidents, fires (SO many fires!)

So what is your favourite or least favourite Hollyoaks death? Mine was the twins. Ages ago now but lovely blonde girls tragically burned to death in their prime in the Dog in the Pond grin

KingJoffreyLikesJaffaCakes Fri 22-Apr-16 20:33:21

Hollyoaks do bloody good stunts.

The wedding mini bus crash was awesome. Lots of variety and a surprise death at the end.

Still annoys me that Esther never received any punishment for that.

KingJoffreyLikesJaffaCakes Fri 22-Apr-16 20:33:57

I think 22 is the average age of death.

katemiddletonsnudeheels Fri 22-Apr-16 20:36:42

I suspect you are right KingJoffrey

Someone should really check the water!

caramelchaos Fri 22-Apr-16 20:36:43

Oooh, who were the twins?

I'm going for bombhead (sp?)'s mum and he kept her body in the house for weeks. Still makes me wince years on.

RJnomore1 Fri 22-Apr-16 20:36:55

I don't know but I've found something that says in eastenders it's 46.

katemiddletonsnudeheels Fri 22-Apr-16 20:37:50

I remember that caramel! Bizarre.

The twins were Justin's sisters - Mel and Sophie. I saw one of them in Liverpool once!

Sarah Barnes falling to her death <shudder>

Becca being murdered in prison shock

KingJoffreyLikesJaffaCakes Fri 22-Apr-16 20:38:29

The twins were Mel and Sophie. Sisters of the infamous thug Justin Burton.

KingJoffreyLikesJaffaCakes Fri 22-Apr-16 20:39:29

Ooo, Silas murdering his own daughter thinking she was Lindsay.

Afreshstartplease Fri 22-Apr-16 20:42:00

Agree about the stunts!

It must be early 20s

Hardly anyone there seems over 40

katemiddletonsnudeheels Fri 22-Apr-16 20:42:44

Going back many many years - Tom and Helen Cunningham. Jude Cunningham. Max Cunningham. Steph.

How is Tom not completely barking mad? grin

PippaPug Fri 22-Apr-16 20:43:36

It's always linked to Tom....

caramelchaos Fri 22-Apr-16 20:44:38

Mel and Sophie! I forgot they existed!

Which current character would you like to kill off? I vote Darren, its surely his turn by now, he's been in it for years!

caramelchaos Fri 22-Apr-16 20:45:34

They should do a special exposing tom as a lifelong killer....

katemiddletonsnudeheels Fri 22-Apr-16 20:45:41

Dan Hunter died in the same way Rachel just did.

If you live in Hollyoaks, don't drive, don't indulge in high risk sporting activities, avoid places with large gatherings, have regular full body scans but avoid hospital killer!

KingJoffreyLikesJaffaCakes Fri 22-Apr-16 20:45:58

Tom is barking mad.

Soap Villain Of The Century in the making.

When he flips it'll be EPIC.

Katytatiepot Fri 22-Apr-16 20:46:21

Definitely Sarah Barnes' parachute death! Oh my lord that gave me nightmares for weeks!

Oh and the one with the guy who was raping girls and ended up running into some big metal spike thing in a warehouse in the dark. I can still hear the squelch as the spike impaled his stomach!

katemiddletonsnudeheels Fri 22-Apr-16 20:46:58

I find that teenage boy with cancer painful to watch. I know I'm supposed to find him humourous but I don't!

Does anyone else think Tom is a peculiar looking boy? Like an oversized toddler!

KathyBeale Fri 22-Apr-16 20:48:31

Esther was punished in a soap way - she took an overdose and had to have a liver transplant (that was never mentioned again, not even when she had Grace's baby...)

I loved that minibus crash. Hated the train crash though, when Carmel died.

katemiddletonsnudeheels Fri 22-Apr-16 20:48:37

Katy yeah that was Andy Holt! It was on one of the 'later' ones wasn't it, when they were all allowed to be grown ups?

Sarah Barnes was killed by Lydia but IIRC, Lydia didn't know who's parachute it was? So she jumped out of the plane knowing there was a one in four chance she could go plummeting to her own death? shock

Buttons23 Fri 22-Apr-16 20:52:18

I cried when Riley was shot and killed. Just as it seemed Mitzee would find some happiness, her love of her life was shot.

That and Rae's death by Siles was pretty horrific.

FreyaB84 Fri 22-Apr-16 20:52:44

I remember the irony of Mel's death. She was finally starting to sort her life out after her alcoholism only to end up dying in the pub!

Sarah Barnes' death during a skydive in one of the late night specials is the one that always sticks in my mind. I wasn't a particularly big fan of her character but her death was upsetting.

EatShitDerek Fri 22-Apr-16 20:53:39

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KingJoffreyLikesJaffaCakes Fri 22-Apr-16 20:55:17

Ziggy dying was quite sad.

He was harmless enough and had finally got with the girl he was in love with.

Bless him. All dead. At Christmas. Dressed as Santa.

EatShitDerek Fri 22-Apr-16 20:58:47

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