Being a witness and I wasn't there.

[Pixienott0005]

Basically my friend had a bump right outside my work. He's admitted it was his fault and is gutted because he's already got another claim pending because his wife crashed their car a few months back.

He's said to the insurance that the bloke was going fast but he wasn't and they've asked if there were a camera or a witness. Now he's given them my name!

I wasn't even there and didn't see it and am a bit annoyed to be honest. He's done me so many favours in the past and I don't know how to tell him I'm not happy with this.

[PaulAnkaTheDog]

Ummm tell him you're not willing to commit fraud for him and his stupidity?

[Catmuffin]

Arf about summed it up.

[Pixienott0005]

Oh I'm definitely not doing it but I just know he's going to be really off with me.

[WhyCantIuseTheNameIWant]

If you say you saw something when you weren't there, can you be found out?
The place I work has key fobs on all doors for fire safety (and keeping tabs on smoke breaks) so it is known where we are at all times.
Maybe a gentle let down for your friend?

[cuntycowfacemonkey]

Seriously? Cheeky sod. You just have to say no to to this one!

[Pixienott0005]

You're all completely right and that's why it has irritated me so much.

Just don't want him to fall out with me!

[Somerville]

I think you should fall out with a friend who asks you to do something illegal.

I would.

[Cheby]

Why don't you want him to fall out with you? He sounds like he doesn't have much respect for you, if he's asking you to break the law. I'd let the friendship die off if it were me.

[TaliZorahVasNormandy]

I'd happily fall out with someone who asked me to commit fraud.

[Itinerary]

Phone the insurance and tell them about his request.

[SanityAssassin]

if/when they contact you, you just say that you were not there and didn't see it

[carabos]

He's not your friend so don't worry about falling out with him.

[emsyj]

Someone did this to me once (although in a different context, not insurance). I just said 'sorry, I wasn't there and didn't see it happen, I only know what X told me'. It all went away and the person hasn't ever mentioned it to me again.

[diddl]

How do you know the bloke wasn't going fast if you didn't see anything?

That aside, you can't be a witness to something that you didn't see!

If he has admitted fault, isn't that that?

I'd haily defriend someone who would even ask me to do this, let alone be pissy if I refused!

[Collaborate]

You would most likely spend a year or two inside for conspiracy to pervert the course of justice. It is that serious.

[Penfold007]

Perjury is a serious offence that you can be sent to prison for. I'd rather lose a friend than gain a criminal record.

[RedToothBrush]

I'd happily fall out with someone who asked me to commit fraud.

With bells on.

[WeAllHaveWings]

but I just know he's going to be really off with me.

its you that should be really off with him and make sure he knows it!

[OnlyLovers]

but I just know he's going to be really off with me.

Why would you care? What kind of friend asks you to lie for them?

[3luckystars]

Could you say that you already have a serious conviction and are not allowed to be a witness in any court in the UK. Then every time you see him just open your eyes really wide at him, and stare.
If he attempts any conversations, just say "I've done my time, I've paid the price" or other random quote loudly and hopefully he will just back away from you.

[AppleSetsSail]

He should be embarrassed for asking you to commit insurance fraud for him.

[Herewegoagainfolks]

Him fall out with you?

I'd be furious if someone set me up to commit a criminal offence - that person is not a friend.

[FirstWeTakeManhattan]

Anyone who asked this of you is not a friend.

Never, ever, ever do this for anyone. The consequences are extremely serious.

I live by the simple rule, try to do the right thing. This is not the right thing.

Lose the 'friend.'