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Another parking one - but with a happy ending!

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wineoclockthanks Sat 16-Apr-16 12:57:41

There is a problem parking in our street - too many cars and not enough spaces means you often don't get a space directly outside your house. Ok, not the end of the world.

We have a bonkers neighbour a few doors down who feels he is superior to us all and deserves 'his' space, fair enough, but where it gets nasty is that cars that park in his space tend to end up with some sticky crap on them which damage the paintwork. (the Police have been informed but he's never been caught in the act so there's nothing they can do)

So, this morning, I noticed a rogue car outside his house and heard him and his wife having a massive barney in the street which included Knobhead saying: "well how was I supposed to know, I wouldn't have done it if I'd known"

It transpires that his wife took their car to be serviced and was given a courtesy car which she parked in 'his' space - she then goes out, he must have come home, seen the car and squirted whatever shit he does all over the bonnet (it's totally trashed the paintwork).

The best bit (according to NDN) is that she didn't take out the damage insurance and so this time, HE will discover how expensive his malicious little game is! Plus, a number of people heard his "confession" so hopefully this will be the last time.

If anyone sees the Karma fairy, please thank her from me!

SoupDragon Sat 16-Apr-16 12:59:50

Simply fabulous! grin

DoreenLethal Sat 16-Apr-16 12:59:50

Oh good. I dream of those sort of moments. Nice one Karma Fairy.

Palomb Sat 16-Apr-16 13:01:07

Haha! Brilliant grin

TheDuchessOfArbroathsHat Sat 16-Apr-16 13:01:27

He's probably squirting Nitromors or some other paintstripper on it isn't he? I do hope it costs them a LOT of money to get it fixed!

catkind Sat 16-Apr-16 13:01:47


Lweji Sat 16-Apr-16 13:04:12

Great story. grin

He's playing a dangerous game, of course, because neighbours could start damaging his car if theirs is targeted at any point. Just saying...

SauvignonBlanche Sat 16-Apr-16 13:05:34

Excellent! grin

CookieLady Sat 16-Apr-16 13:05:38

Love it! grin

Balletgirlmum Sat 16-Apr-16 13:05:50

I love it.

Karma indeed.

MammaTJ Sat 16-Apr-16 13:13:57

Oh that is brilliant! Give the karma fairy a medal!

Sparklycat Sat 16-Apr-16 13:17:14

I love it!!

Sunnybitch Sat 16-Apr-16 13:19:58

grin bloody brilliant!

BreakfastAtSquiffanys Sat 16-Apr-16 13:20:06

As ye sow, so shall ye reap.
Or summat like that

redexpat Sat 16-Apr-16 13:20:35

Natural Justice!

BuunyChops Sat 16-Apr-16 13:26:27

So brilliant!!!

sparechange Sat 16-Apr-16 13:35:08

This has made my day! Can you sneak a photo of the damage for us?

JennyOnAPlate Sat 16-Apr-16 13:36:22


puddleduckmummy Sat 16-Apr-16 13:41:44

Ha ha thank you Karma fairy, you excellent friend!

WhyCantIuseTheNameIWant Sat 16-Apr-16 13:44:56

Karma at its best.

Lumpylumperson Sat 16-Apr-16 13:49:49

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Janecc Sat 16-Apr-16 13:51:25

Oh how funny. Silly man. Brilliant!! Wife must be so embarrassed now.

TheVeganVagina Sat 16-Apr-16 13:52:54

That is a really happy ending!

onedogatoddlerandababy Sat 16-Apr-16 13:55:05

I hope his wife makes him take it back so he can face the music.

Lweji Sat 16-Apr-16 13:57:32

It would be even funnier if the wife reported him to the police.

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