To think someone could have bloody told told me!

[TempusEedjit]

Went into town this morning to buy a bra. Got one in the first shop I went to so I decided to have a mooch round the shops afterwards. I could have sworn a few people were looking at me oddly but I put it down to my usual lack of self confidence.

Just got home and whilst changing into my doghair-friendly clothes I spotted that a sticker on the bra hanger had stuck itself onto my top just near my stomach. I've only gone and wandered round town all day with "matching knickers available" proudly displayed upon my person! Ffs is it really too much to expect that someone could have discreetly told me?

[WorraLiberty]

Sorry but....

[DecaffCoffeeAndRollupsPlease]

Oops

[legotits]

You wore it well

[Friolero]

Oh no! Sorry but that's made me laugh. But yes, somebody should've told you.

[aliceinwanderland]

Tee hee!

[LiviaDrusillaAugusta]

I once walked out of the office (narrow corridor into city centre) followed by my boss and it wasn't until I caught sight of myself in a shop window that I realised my skirt was tucked into my pants

[TempusEedjit]

I'm so mortified I even messed up my thread title

livia did your pants match? Would you like a sticker?!

[Chinks123]

cheered me up thanks OP

[MrsTerryPratchett]

I split my pants once when I worked in a homeless shelter. Someone thankfully told me then MY BOSS said, "oh I saw that but I was too embarrassed to say anything". Because that's way more embarrassing than showing my knickers to 120 homeless men.

A sticker is NOTHING.

[OSETmum]

😂😂😂 I'm sorry but that is too funny! Maybe they thought you intended to wear it?

[OhMrBadger]

I'm ill today and this is the first thing that's made me smile all day!

Sorry OP!

[NeedACleverNN]

sorry but that's funny

[cozietoesie]

See your sticker and raise you 'knickers falling off in a main city station concourse'.

The sticker was very funny though. (Sorry.)

[TempusEedjit]

Knickers falling off? mind boggles

[Papergirl1968]

I feel for you, Tempus. After buying a dvd at a charity shop the other day, my dds gleefully pointed out that I was walking about with a "watch me then bring me back" sticker on my bum...

[CheeseGerm]

my OH once went for dinner with friends with a sticker on his arm saying 'NO VPL' his friends didn't tell him and instead took a photo!

[scarednoob]

I wore a new M&S bra under a rather sheer shirt once. It was their new soft material and I had a very visible sticker saying "touch me" right on one boob

[cleaty]

My knickers fell down in a tube station. I had to take them off and put them in my pocket.

[scarednoob]

(The is because nobody took me up on the offer )

[Katedotness1963]

I've had my knicker elastic go as I was walking along the street. Had to try to continue along with my knees together till I could find a toilet I could pop into and rid myself of the offending article...

[VoldysGoneMouldy]

Smooth OP. This has made my day. I'd have told you, FWIW.

[CurlyBlueberry]

scarednoob I'm sorry but that is hilarious! Did anyone try to take you up on your (unintended) offer?!

[CurlyBlueberry]

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