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To ask for more of your glorious sporn stories?

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BoopTheSnoot Sun 27-Mar-16 10:27:02

I haven't had anything decent to squeeze for months (in January I had a small but sore spot behind my left ear. It took plenty of persuading but made the most satisfying "pfft" when it finally blew, and produced a surprisingly large pebble of hardened sebum. Sigh.) so all I can do is live vicariously through my fellow sporners.
Sorry if it makes anyone feel squeamish!

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