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AIBU?

to think these dolls are going to kill me?

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NotAnotherNameChangeAgain · 23/03/2016 16:38

I'm working away in Switzerland at the moment. This afternoon I take baby (Nanny) for a nice peaceful stroll through the streets of the quaint Swiss city.
We walk down one of the dodgier streets that connects the park to the town centre, I'm pretty sure it's the red light district judging by the shop fronts but during the day it's perfectly safe if a bit vomit inducing.
Tucked into the corner of a window ledge there's a sign that reads "Free" (in German) and a collection of the creepiest fricking dolls I've ever seen.
Now I'm not stupid, I know that if I'd taken them they'd murder me in my sleep at 33 minutes past 3 in the morning. I couldn't help but take a photo though.

AIBU to think I've witnessed the start of a horror film? Or that perhaps even taking a photo has got me caught up in one? Grin

I'll add the photonion here for the rest of you Grin sharing is caring and all that!

Ps. I also happen to be the Nanny that survived the Bloodman in Colorado a few years back, if anyone remembers that...

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NotAnotherNameChangeAgain · 23/03/2016 16:39

*Photo

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HungryHorace · 23/03/2016 16:41

I remember you!

Creepiness follows you about, it would seem. Shock

And they're pretty damn evil-looking...are you sure they're not following you?!

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SecretWitch · 23/03/2016 16:43

Yup, if you take any of of those dolls you are going to be beset by Demons..or worse.

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Birdsgottafly · 23/03/2016 16:44

They're obviously cursed, but to break the curse on the current owner the dolls have to be chosen and freely accepted by the new Cursee.

Now you've taken their photo, you've subconsciously accepted their role in your life.

I hope you've had a good life.

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NotAnotherNameChangeAgain · 23/03/2016 16:44

I was called Objection back then.
A name change has clearly not changed my luck!

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VelvetCushion · 23/03/2016 16:44

Weird dolls. Dont like them. Whats the bloodman story?

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BlueRaptor · 23/03/2016 16:46

Please tell me the bloodman in Colorado story! Grin

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NotAnotherNameChangeAgain · 23/03/2016 16:47

Bloodman story

To be fair I genuinely thought I was going to die in that house!

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Hippywannabe · 23/03/2016 16:47

We need the Colorado story!

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AntiquityReRises · 23/03/2016 16:49

They will follow you back to where you're staying & leave footprints outside!

Nanny in Colorado was my favourite creepy thread ever! So Christmassy!

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NotAnotherNameChangeAgain · 23/03/2016 16:50

hippy link is just above you.

I swear Mumsnet is the reason I've still got my marbles after that! Got me through it!

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AgentZigzag · 23/03/2016 16:50

The one with the purple hairs eyes moved!

I swear they did Shock

Am I cursed now I've looked at the picture?

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MajesticSeaFlapFlap · 23/03/2016 16:51

What dort of creepers do you work for.?!
Darkness follows you


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SweetieDrops · 23/03/2016 16:51

They are creepy as fuck. I was in a charity shop with DD a few months ago and one of the volunteers gave DD a little porcelain clown doll for free. Luckily DD hated it too (of course she said thanks to the lady and acted grateful) and we binned it as soon as we were out of sight of the shop.

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AgentZigzag · 23/03/2016 16:58

This was just posted in a FB group I'm on, they're in his boss' kitchen.

They're definitely plotting Evil Activities.

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NotAnotherNameChangeAgain · 23/03/2016 17:01

...why are they naked?

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AgentZigzag · 23/03/2016 17:07

He was probably too busy getting the fuck out of there to ask where their clothes were.

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SagaAndMartinsLiftConvos · 23/03/2016 17:11

I used to have one of the ones AgentZigzag posted!

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MiffleTheIntrovert · 23/03/2016 17:14

You're doomed.

Sorry.

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FeelingSmurfy · 23/03/2016 17:15

Next time you go past they will be offering to pay someone to take them!

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MothertotheLordsofmisrule · 23/03/2016 17:15

Aaarrgghh!

That is a whole bag of Nope!

Is this like The Ring - make someone else look at the photo and then the curse moves onto them.

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VenusInFauxFurs · 23/03/2016 17:19

Wasn't there another thread which mentioned free dolls in a red light district? Is this a thing?

Maybe I'm misremembering. Or it's some kind of madness brought on by the doll photos.

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BlueRaptor · 23/03/2016 17:23

Just read the blood man threat. Holy cow how are you still alive?!

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BlueRaptor · 23/03/2016 17:23

Thread* though I guess threat would work too!

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FattyNinjaOwl · 23/03/2016 17:27

Ooooh creepy clowns. My DB would hate love those Grin

Off to read blood man thread.. I will be back...







I hope.

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