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to have eaten an Easter egg and its accompanying two whisper bars cos I felt really royally fucked off?

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cbigs Mon 21-Mar-16 19:37:26

Well? Aibu? Come at me players I'm ready.....

abbsismyhero Mon 21-Mar-16 19:38:51

no i went to the trouble of baking a cake and icing it because im uniquely pissed off

time for wine

VoldysGoneMouldy Mon 21-Mar-16 19:39:57

Nope. I had a small dairy milk one for lunch grin

IDoAllMyOwnStunts Mon 21-Mar-16 19:40:17

Go for it. I've just eaten half a family size apple pie and I'm not even the slightest bit pissed off!

kinkytoes Mon 21-Mar-16 19:41:24

Yabu - it's 'Wispa' wink

Otherwise yanbu.

Razorlightnight Mon 21-Mar-16 19:43:44

I just ate the skin off a whole chicken in anger.

KurriKurri Mon 21-Mar-16 19:46:14

What has fucked you off? (egg eating fine whatever the circs. :D)

I've eaten almost a whole bag of sherbet lemons whilst nervously waiting for important phone calls today. My mouth feels all numb and weird now.

dodgeballqueen Mon 21-Mar-16 19:46:29

No. No you're not. I had to work extra hours last night and I was so angry about it that I ate two packets of fruit pastilles in pure fury.

missmillimentscardigan Mon 21-Mar-16 19:51:37

It's so easily done. If you eat enough Cadbury's, it almost becomes refreshing.

cbigs Mon 21-Mar-16 19:54:07

I knew my people would appear if I just called. yes so true aibu re spelling of wispa
I ate the bars with real anger too. Fuckers. angry

onecurrantbun1 Mon 21-Mar-16 19:54:38

YANBU. I frequently eat the kid's Freddos in a rage. Passive aggression at its best. I've devised a technique of crouching behind the fridge door pretending I'm cleaning it. The only other way I get to eat anything without sharing it is if I eat it when they're strapped in their car seats so they can't physically mither me (although lots of whining and telling tales on me to grandma, daddy and their nursery teacher is a risk of that method)

dontbreathesomedays Mon 21-Mar-16 19:54:46


At all!

cbigs Mon 21-Mar-16 19:56:38

grinonecurrent yes I've perfected the "cleaning the fridge" routine too. I've been doing so well with not emotionally eating ( used to binge majorly ) but holy fuck balls it had to give and by Jove it gave.

scarednoob Mon 21-Mar-16 19:59:18

Chocolate not U. I am trying to avoid cadburys after the non tax/sacking people/skanking on recipes and bar/box sizes debacle, so you could have been even less U with a Lindt or hotel chocolat egg! grin

CaptainCallisto Mon 21-Mar-16 20:01:10

Have just got so pissed off that I can't use my new fitness skipping rope without decapitating the light fitting that I've eaten four scotch pancakes. I'm going to have to do it in the bloody garden angry

My only option now is to eat the other four before DH gets home. He will never know.

cbigs Mon 21-Mar-16 20:02:06

Yes I hear that scared but one has to work with what one has and I only just managed not to destroy two Lindt rabbits as they were for the dc . The "spare" wispa one however got the full force of my pent up rage . blush

cbigs Mon 21-Mar-16 20:03:55

Captain you're safe here. I had one of those ropes and dear god if anything is asking for a kicking it's fitness gear that won't play ball. As if skipping isn't an awful enough thought to have to do it outside just royally takes the piss. You nail those pancakes to the wall my friend .

scarednoob Mon 21-Mar-16 20:03:59

Ha!!! Don't worry, I only try myself - sometimes accidents slip into the shopping basket and I only remember afterwards.

I have a feeling "dispatches" tonight might cement it more in my memory.

honeylulu Mon 21-Mar-16 20:04:25

Haaaaa onecurrantbun! I hide behind the fridge door to have a sneaky swig of wine out of the bottle if mine are being complete shitbags in the early evening. Got caught once. blush I'm more careful now.

PrimalLass Mon 21-Mar-16 20:05:53

Our December rule used to be that I got to eat the advent calendar chocolate if the DC pissed about and were not ready when we had to leave for school. Only had to do it once, but ate it happily angrily.

freshprincess Mon 21-Mar-16 20:06:16

I got a free Chocolate bunny from Thorntons which was going to be for the Easter egg hunt for DS1. He took my special running headphones to his dad's at the weekend so I ate his bunny to spite him.
It was a short lived victory, because firstly he knows nothing about the bunny and now I've got to go buy him something else.

Millymollymoo8 Mon 21-Mar-16 20:20:15

Oh I ate my nephews egg. I'll have to replace it along with the other eggs I don't really like chocolate. 😳

Buddahbelly Mon 21-Mar-16 20:25:09

I drove to the gym this morning, parked up in the super busy car park and convinced myself that as it was so busy I wouldn't be able to get on any of the machines, and then somehow ate an entire chocolate buttons easter egg and the 2 packets of buttons that went with it, whilst waiting for the place to empty out a bit. grin

Once id finished the egg, i came straight home. It was a complete waste of a journey and now I have to buy a replacement egg, YANBU!

I'll try again tomorrow hmm

Wolfiefan Mon 21-Mar-16 20:29:07

Buddha that's great!
OP not in the slightest unreasonable.

bushtailadventures Mon 21-Mar-16 20:35:14

I took myself off to my bedroom last week and ate an Easter Egg and the Creme Eggs that came with it. It was pure menopausal rage, for which there was no real reason, but I felt better afterwards, until I remembered that I don't really like Creme Eggs blush

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