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Fooshufflewickbannanapants Fri 11-Mar-16 10:12:47

A penis is a penis a vulva is a vulva not a willy, a tinkler, a flower,a hoo ha, a tail, a tuppence or what ever! Do you call your elbow an arm bender?! No?! Well stop it with the winky shite then.

Apologies for irreverent use of punctuation, I am now going to take myself off into a dark room and chill the fuck out.

Sparklingbrook Fri 11-Mar-16 10:15:46

Righty ho.

Samcro Fri 11-Mar-16 10:16:20

who cares.

JanetOfTheApes Fri 11-Mar-16 10:16:36

You do that. And we'll all carry on using whatever words we want to, thanks all the same.

And though you didn't ask, YABU.

QuiteLikely5 Fri 11-Mar-16 10:17:07

What Janet said

GooseberryRoolz Fri 11-Mar-16 10:18:17

Oh good, let's do the vulva debate again. I really love this one grin

MissGoadyFuckerCuntFace Fri 11-Mar-16 10:18:42

I quite like my Fanjo actually.

OneMagnumisneverenough Fri 11-Mar-16 10:20:29

I quite like arm bender - I think I'll use that from now on.

GooseberryRoolz Fri 11-Mar-16 10:21:49

That is an award winning NN BTW smile

MrsLeighHalfpenny Fri 11-Mar-16 10:21:52

Didgeridoo works for me. And willy.

Fooshufflewickbannanapants Fri 11-Mar-16 10:24:24

Sorry I know iabu and I actually don't have a problem with other words but I do have a problem with someone telling me that I shouldn't use penis as it's 'dirty'.

I Abu and i am sorry

Sunnybitch Fri 11-Mar-16 10:38:55

How can you not like yoni? Surely it's the to use grin

GooseberryRoolz Fri 11-Mar-16 10:40:47

Who told you that?!

ApocalypseSlough Fri 11-Mar-16 10:43:27

Arm bender

RDWRER Fri 11-Mar-16 11:07:18

Arm bender reminds me of Futurama - definitely using it from now on. grin

I don't mind pet names for body parts but see no problem with using the medical terms either. I was using vu-vu for vulva until I discovered that's what they call the vacuum cleaner on Bing!

Cocolepew Fri 11-Mar-16 11:08:30

Calm your boobies.

Chinks123 Fri 11-Mar-16 11:10:54


DD is too young to have nicknames for it yet I just say wipe your bottom or bits, I'm sure we'll have a name for it soon though there's nothing wrong with nicknames. Aslong as its not what my mums was "tuppence" blush used to make me cringe

I'm using fanjita at the moment smile

Oysterbabe Fri 11-Mar-16 11:21:20

I'm a foof sort of girl.

CloverCarr Fri 11-Mar-16 11:23:39

5yo DS was told off by school for using "penis" instead of "willy" (when relating a football injury grin)

I was a bit cross about that one. It's not a swear word FFS.

Chinks123 Fri 11-Mar-16 12:09:29

Clover I'd be cross too, it is a penis why can't he call it one? I'd understand if he said I hurt my bellend or something but Christ no it's a not a swear word.

StarkyTheDirewolf Fri 11-Mar-16 12:23:22

My dsis used to call knees 'leg elbows'

NeedACleverNN Fri 11-Mar-16 12:39:18

Minnie and winkie here

ephemeralfairy Fri 11-Mar-16 12:46:57


JuxtapositionRecords Fri 11-Mar-16 12:49:26

I hate the word vulva.

IJustLostTheGame Fri 11-Mar-16 13:06:55

I like shaking my lettuce thank you.
And strimming the lady garden before going on holiday.

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