AIBU to hate the phrase 'fluid bonded'?

[mumoseven]

I'm adding it to my cringe list. Along with 'moist', 'lube' and 'unpick'

[WorraLiberty]

Can we add 'gusset'?

Thank you

[Edeline]

Whoever said romance was dead, eh?

Barf.

[DaffyDuck88]

Gusset..... Reminds me of graffiti near London Bridge station, gone now I think - but written large was 'Big Dave's Gusset'. Had a snigger at that everyday as the train went past.

[Aramynta]

Please tell me it doesn't mean what I think it does?

[Sparklingbrook]

I heard it for the first time today on here. Bleurgh.

[mumoseven]

Pamper

[WorraLiberty]

My mind is now boggling over Big Dave's Gusset!

[StillStayingClassySanDiego]

What does it mean? (thick as mince face)

[Minniemagoo]

Came across it this evening on another thread for the first time and my initial reaction was 'wtf is this now a thing?'
It's so clinical and frankly ick. Sad to me in a way that someone would describe their relationship in these terms.

[Yellowbird54321]

What does it mean? Is it like grab adhesive?

[PacificDogwod]

Eh?

[Yellowbird54321]

And whilst we're at it - what's a mince face?

[OublietteBravo]

It sounds like a kind of alternative to welding or soldering. Something dull middle aged men might do in the shed at the weekend.

[Minniemagoo]

It's apparently an agreement between partners to have unprotected sex.
(Can't believe I actually looked it up but was curious earlier when reading another thread)

[LadyDeadpool]

Is it people who have shagged?

Oh wiki says "Fluid bonding may refer to: A process in polymer science. An agreement between partners in a relationship to practice unprotected sexual intercourse."

[Thornrose]

What the...? Is it just sharing bodily fluids ie unprotected sex? If so it's about as stupid as the term BLW!

[WelshMoth]

You've beaten me to it with gusset,Worra.

Flange is my word. Get rid. Don't even know what it means though.

[PacificDogwod]

Oh FFS - do we need a special phrase for that now??

I am too old for that shit. Special phrases, I mean, not sex

[Whenwillwe3meetagain]

BLW?

[Sparklingbrook]

People who have shagged and shared bodily fluids. It's the fluids that are the important bit apparently.

[WelshMoth]

It seems appropriate to mention on this thread that every time I pass Turkey mince in the supermarket meat section, my brain tells me I'm reading Turkey minge.

I blame MN.

AND I hate the word 'minge'.

[Sparklingbrook]

BLW=the bonkers phrase 'baby led weaning'. See also 'baby wearing', which is 'using a sling'.

[WorraLiberty]

Fluid bonded just sounds like two people took a piss together.

Or one pissed on the loo seat and didn't wipe it

[OublietteBravo]

What's wrong with flange? It's just a rim/lip that provides structural support. Very useful technical word.

[WorraLiberty]

Oh, and 'bosoms'.

I bloody hate that word for some reason.