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To fashion a ladder out of plastic cups and escape?

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KeemaNaanAndCurryOn Sat 27-Feb-16 21:52:56

11 days in the it nutter house. Using a dodgy 3G connection to Mumsnet after discovering they've blocked the site on the only patient PC in the building.

I'm bored.

Would I be unreasonable to scoot around the communal areas collecting all of the plastic cups in order to build a ladder out of them and hardened sugar packets to escape?p

MrsH1989 Sat 27-Feb-16 21:56:46

yanbu grin

Eastpoint Sat 27-Feb-16 22:00:12

Sounds v sensible. Can you use loose threads from an item of clothing so you can create a rope to escape by plaiting them together?

AgentZigzag Sat 27-Feb-16 22:04:48

Before you go, brew to keep you warm, it's a bit chilly out tonight <dusts down special agent dark clothes for OP to use>

Keep to the shadows and you'll be fine.

hiddenhome2 Sat 27-Feb-16 22:22:27

Oh, no, are you trapped? Is the treatment working, or can you pull a con job on the psychiatrist and get out of there?

They make it as boring as possible so that you'll want to get better quickly and leave grin

AgentZigzag Sat 27-Feb-16 23:37:04

How are you doing Keema?

BlackeyedSusan Sat 27-Feb-16 23:45:03

yabu. first you need to fashion a life size model of yourself from loo roll to put in the bed so they do not notice you have escaped...

get well soon lovely. flowers

HemanOrSheRa Sat 27-Feb-16 23:47:06

Oh Keema are you still there?

How are you doing?

Girlwhowearsglasses Sun 28-Feb-16 10:17:34

YANBU

We'll do our best to entertain you in the meantime. Hope being bored is maybe a good sign - ?

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acasualobserver Sun 28-Feb-16 10:20:08

Blocking MN is understandable though smile

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