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To burn the house down

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JessTitchener Wed 10-Feb-16 19:45:02

DD3 has impetigo and there's a spider in the bathroom.

I think these things are unrelated but just to be on the safe side I should probably burn the whole place down, yes?

0christmastree5 Wed 10-Feb-16 19:47:30

That's a shitty idea.

SoupDragon Wed 10-Feb-16 19:48:59

Burn it, burn it now!

And beat yourself with birch twigs for not putting "light hearted" in the title for the hard of thinking.

Iwonderif Wed 10-Feb-16 19:52:07

I'd do the same! wink

Toffeelatteplease Wed 10-Feb-16 19:56:55

Only if there was also a mouse in there

memyselfandaye Wed 10-Feb-16 20:02:38

Her from next door's dog's cousin's owner's sister in law almost burned to death in a house fire.

How could you joke about such a thing OP? Shame on you.

JessTitchener Wed 10-Feb-16 20:06:59

Many apologies, I shall get myself over to nethuns as penance.

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