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To be upset that I just shat myself?

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HodgePodge23 Mon 08-Feb-16 20:56:33

I've got a stomach bug and thought I needed to fart. I didn't. My partner thinks I'm silly for being upset. Aibu to feel a bit sad that my untarnished record of not crapping myself since I was a kid has been broken? And my favorite knickers are shitty.

StealthPolarBear Mon 08-Feb-16 20:57:33

Mmm

usual Mon 08-Feb-16 20:57:56

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MrsRonBurgundy Mon 08-Feb-16 20:58:32

Rank

usual Mon 08-Feb-16 20:59:34

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GingerCuddleMonsterThe2nd Mon 08-Feb-16 20:59:42

Everyone knows when you have a bug never risk a fart! So yabu to have risked a fart with a dodgy stomach, it a like Russian roulette.

ThroughThickAndThin01 Mon 08-Feb-16 21:00:04

Yanbu. Gross to shit yourself. And grosser to discuss it with your partner.

ThroughThickAndThin01 Mon 08-Feb-16 21:01:05

Christ knows usual. Grim. Thought it would be a first time poster. Odd to find its not.

acasualobserver Mon 08-Feb-16 21:01:50

You are not the first person to have experienced this. You will not be the last. There are better records to aim for than ones that involve not shitting yourself.

Lj8893 Mon 08-Feb-16 21:02:42

The poo troll is back!!

BolshierAryaStark Mon 08-Feb-16 21:02:44

Never risk a fart when you have a stomach bug-school boy error OP.
Out of interest, why the fuck did you need to tell your partner? Some things really are best not shared hmm

suchafuss Mon 08-Feb-16 21:02:57

YANBU I was in the same situation travelling to Yorkshire from Glasgow. I followed through at Gretna Green and had to drive all the way home sat in it. Thank goodness for leather seats

DonkeyOaty Mon 08-Feb-16 21:03:00

Ofc yabu to share this information, how odd and strange

Otoh at least folk like you post in AIBU only and don't contaminate the rest of MN with your brain oozings.

<jaunty tip of the hat>

HodgePodge23 Mon 08-Feb-16 21:04:11

I'd rather share on the Internet than have my friends know. I would have quite liked for my partner to not have found out but he was right there. I guess risking it was a rookie error.

CockwombleJeff Mon 08-Feb-16 21:04:27

Really not necessary at all.

Not funny or interesting and I don't see why you want to get the opinion of others on this matter.

hobnobsaremyfave Mon 08-Feb-16 21:04:43

Oh ffs why would you think rhat was something to share
Dear god have i become a terminal prude ?

NickNacks Mon 08-Feb-16 21:04:54

Why does anyone need to know??! It's not an either/or situation!!!

usual Mon 08-Feb-16 21:05:43

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hobnobsaremyfave Mon 08-Feb-16 21:05:56

Are you 12? Actually that's unfair to 12 year olds
Quick take a pic and share it on facebook
Totes hilaire and all that

CockwombleJeff Mon 08-Feb-16 21:06:07

But why share AT ALL??

Not everything that happens to you , or passes through your mind has to be shared.

coughingbean Mon 08-Feb-16 21:07:01

OP, as a person who suffers from a type of bowel condition I give you so much sympathy,
I also understand why you would want to share it on a nnonymous forum.
Sometimes you have to share these things to make light of the situation and stop yourself from feeling so wretched! thanks

ForeverLivingMyArse Mon 08-Feb-16 21:07:02

I'd be upset too.

I was upset last week when on kept leaking pee when coughing.

CockwombleJeff Mon 08-Feb-16 21:07:06

Hobnob you've just made me laugh out loud grin

GingerCuddleMonsterThe2nd Mon 08-Feb-16 21:07:08

Well all you've got to show for it now is a arse like a Japanese flag, shifty knickers and a random thread on mumsnet. #lifegoals hmm

HodgePodge23 Mon 08-Feb-16 21:07:13

The title of this post is pretty self explanatory. If it offends you so much then surely there's no need to click on it?

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