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To have not smashed the damn thing to bits with a hammer? (slightly lighthearted)

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DawnOfTheDoggers Thu 04-Feb-16 10:27:55

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DamsonInDistress Thu 04-Feb-16 10:30:55


Imnotaslimjim Thu 04-Feb-16 10:31:06

I'd smash it in front of him, the inconsiderate bastard

I'd never comment on what goes on within a marriage as long as no-one is being harmed, but there is no need to rub your face in it!

Oysterbabe Thu 04-Feb-16 10:36:27

Can't he just use the private browsing function on his normal phone?

hellsbellsmelons Thu 04-Feb-16 10:41:14

Wow - the shit some people put up with just staggers me at times!

WileHallion Thu 04-Feb-16 10:42:42


Where to start......

AlwaysHopeful1 Thu 04-Feb-16 10:42:47

He has a special phone for this and you think it's normal? Both of you are just as bad.

twofingerstoGideon Thu 04-Feb-16 10:45:04

I'm concerned that the ironing board is your 'workplace'.

Thenightswatch Thu 04-Feb-16 11:04:10

He has wanking phone confused

Am I behind the times or is this normal? I can't imagine my DH having an extra phone for solely for wanking purposes

Dollymixtureyumyum Thu 04-Feb-16 11:06:52

I can't get my head around this hmm
He has a phone just for looking at porn!!!! Right hmm

Dollymixtureyumyum Thu 04-Feb-16 11:08:38

A wanking phone. Maybe this should be patented confused

Thenightswatch Thu 04-Feb-16 11:09:42

Can I copyright?

ophiotaurus Thu 04-Feb-16 11:13:37

<backs slowly out of thread>

DawnOfTheDoggers Thu 04-Feb-16 11:26:19

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EvansOvalPiesYumYum Thu 04-Feb-16 11:33:15

Dawn - no, sorry. This is not normal. Your OH is a wanker (in more ways than one).

I personally would have smashed his phone to pieces, then packed his bags, long before you found it on your 'workplace' ironing board. (Do you live in a parallel universe)?

I do not know anyone who's partner behaves in this way. Unbelievable.
You are not his parent, of course, but you are his supposed loved one, and he chooses to behave like this? Pffffft!

lazyarse123 Thu 04-Feb-16 11:33:36

Years ago we had a family computer and i found out my husband had been using it to watch porn (not a problem for me we used to watch together pre-children), it was the £90.00 monthly bill and the fact the kids could have seen it that really pissed me off. Then he got dvds, fair enough until ds1 found them (about 18yo) and nicked some. Now he just doesn't bother, it's not worth the hassle.

Sixinabed Thu 04-Feb-16 11:34:08

If you are happy with the arrangement otherwise I'd go with the hostage option. Smashing it will only necessitate expenditure of money to buy a new wanking phone surely. Use that money to buy yourself something lovely.
Presumably the ironing board is your workplace because you are a seamstress or some such? (Please say it's that?)

SolidGoldBrass Thu 04-Feb-16 11:38:00

If you are otherwise happy with the arrangements, then please ignore the usual wailing chorus of porn-haters. But do hold the phone to ransom - insist on a treat of some sort for you before he gets it back.

If you're not happy, though - if you feel that he is treating you more like a domestic appliance than a partner in general - then forget the phone and have a think about whether you can re-negotiate your relationship so that he shows you more care and respect, or whether it's time to call a halt to it.

OTheHugeManatee Thu 04-Feb-16 11:50:19

A wanking phone shock

ManneryTowers Thu 04-Feb-16 11:52:18

Tell him to stop fiddling with his willy and crack on with some ironing

pinkcan Thu 04-Feb-16 12:03:05


DawnOfTheDoggers Thu 04-Feb-16 12:03:46

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ILostItInTheEarlyNineties Thu 04-Feb-16 13:46:30

Maybe leave the phone in his 'work place 'with some naked cock downloaded on it that you forgot to delete?

Sixinabed Thu 04-Feb-16 14:12:43

^^ ha ha ha

MERLYPUSSEDOFF Thu 04-Feb-16 22:08:58

Iron it.

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