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I found this in my teenage boys coat today[blush]

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ruthie667 · 26/01/2016 23:50

Not sure whether to take this as a compliment and laugh it off ... or never let him have friends over again lol!!!

I found this in my teenage boys coat today[blush]
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infife · 26/01/2016 23:54

Actual LOL

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shiteforbrains · 26/01/2016 23:55

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margaritasbythesea · 27/01/2016 00:02

Definitely on the fridge

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PaulAnkaTheDog · 27/01/2016 00:10

Fuck the fridge. Pride of place in a frame, just outside ds door.

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zzzzz · 27/01/2016 00:13

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Fatmomma99 · 27/01/2016 00:16

There can be no possibly future for you together, his writing is crap (although his art is quite good!).

Fridge, without question.

My work did a "secret santa" and my present (gratifyingly large, since you are asking), didn't have a label, but the present had written on it in big marker pen "Fatmomma99 is amazing". I put the paper up on the wall.

DH and DD keep asking if we can take it down. It remains on display.

Just for the avoidance of doubt, Fatmomma99 is amazing, it says on on the wrapping.

But you do win! (I don't say that often, so many congrats!)

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Latindancingofficewitch · 27/01/2016 00:23

Pmsl here. It's obviously been removed from his coat ... I was ShockShocklol thenBlush then ..which little fuck wit has a green pen. Teen son claims no knowledge and dp thought it was hilarious.... Hmm

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ChampaleSocialist · 27/01/2016 00:28

Its well known fact that sociopaths use green ink!
Run like the wind Shock

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Fatmomma99 · 27/01/2016 00:28

I think you need to tell us about your amazing tits....

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Latindancingofficewitch · 27/01/2016 00:37

Ha ha ha well I do sport an f cup but jeez ....I never thought I'd be worrying about my 14 year old son mates ogling my chest Confused at 35 I should be ancient to them surely ... Blush

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Latindancingofficewitch · 27/01/2016 00:37

Shit. . Runs away

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sykadelic · 27/01/2016 02:21

I'm really surprised no-one's told you that this is absolutely disgusting behaviour, that his friends ought to be reprimanded for objectifying women, and you should not take it as a compliment because it's setting back women everywhere to allow this sort of treatment of women.

OR someone's trying to embarrass your son so you should make sure to mention it :D

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QueenCarpetJewels · 27/01/2016 02:40

OMG! That's hilarious Grin

I think I'd be secretly pleased, but at the same time slightly horrified!

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CaoNiMao · 27/01/2016 04:53

Am I the only one who finds this disturbing?? The jizzing cock!!

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sootica · 27/01/2016 04:57

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theycallmemellojello · 27/01/2016 05:23

Ew.. Can't believe you find this endearing. I'd be down like a ton of bricks on behaviour like this. Do you really want to raise a son who reckons that giving anonymous notes to women about their breasts is a charming joke?

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sashh · 27/01/2016 05:45

That resembles something the cleaner found on my classroom wall yesterday - but the classes I taught the day before were all girls.

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nooka · 27/01/2016 06:00

I have a teenage boy. I don't go through his pockets, so have no idea what might be lurking in there. Nor do his friends know me well enough to have sized up my breasts (they mostly play online together, no need to visit).

If for some reason I did come across something like this I'd be a bit grossed out, and ask ds which of his friends was such a dick, and why the evidence of their dickishness was in his pocket. I'm sure some of his friends are dicks, at least from time to time (as is he) but I'd not want to see or laugh at evidence of it!

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Leigh1980 · 27/01/2016 06:09

It's funny. But why does it say "Dad" on it? That's wierd

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whattodowiththepoo · 27/01/2016 06:20

That's pretty funny but you might want to cross out your surname if your first name is in your username.

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Throwingshade · 27/01/2016 06:27

I'm very laid back about my teenage boys. But I'm struggling to find what is funny or complimentary? Is this your surname? I know someone with that surname with a teen boy! I would be careful when posting on here.

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BertrandRussell · 27/01/2016 06:27

Why is it funny?

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wheresthebeach · 27/01/2016 06:30

Ick.

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januarybrown1998 · 27/01/2016 06:56

Also wondering why this didn't just go in the bin? How is it remotely flattering? Or are you in Year 9?Hmm

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margaritasbythesea · 27/01/2016 07:11

It's funny because the note was supposed to be a private wind up between two friends who are not only winding each other up but who are also finding it funny and bolstering to their egos to behave in an inappropriate, objectifying manner to an adult female. However instead of having their little male chuckle and naughtiness, they have been caught, had the inappropriateness of the joke aired publically and will be embarrassed perhaps forevermore because of it. It's comedic bathos and probably a very good lesson to them to boot. That's why I find it funny anyway.

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