Oi, bigstripeybastard....

[HoneyDragon]

This is happening in your kitchen right this minute....


(Unashamed taat, will accept wrist slapping)

[Elledouble]

[Oswin]

[ChampaleSocialist]

Call that a bong? Phfft, amateurs.

[MissMarpleCat]

[DottyBlue2]

Isn't it Poseiden's trident?

[NoTractorsAtTheTable]

Impressive

[HoneyDragon]

Can cats use bongs?

[Wolfiefan]

My cat opens drawers and cupboards. WE ARE DOOMED!

[Wolfiefan]

Honey is that Nuclear?!?!

[GiddyOnZackHunt]

Did your cat make that?

We're all doomed

[Salmotrutta]

What have I missed now?!?

And that contraption looks like a big Mentos in Coke experiment.

What thread

[HoneyDragon]

I dunno, depends whether Stripey keeps Uraniumin her drawers.

Anyway more pressing issues afoot now....


Could a cat use a bong?


I'm not endorsing this, obviously, but they look like they probably could. They could definitely skin up catnip.

[Salmotrutta]

My cats don't make stuff.

[nvy]

[Salmotrutta]

Or even

[HoneyDragon]

How do you know Salmo?

For all you know they break in the neighbourhood garages and bomb around in all sorts of cobbled together tanks.

[HoneyDragon]

Like a feline A TEAM

[TannhauserGate]

Wtf am I even looking at?

Is the carpet all wet? Is a cat sitting on a wet carpet?
Cant even...

[Salmotrutta]

Actually, they did used to sneak into my neighbour's summer house...

Probably had Cat Parties.

With fags and beer.

Bastards.

[HoneyDragon]

They didn't invite you then?

[Wolfiefan]

My cats love drugs.
Just saying!

[HoneyDragon]

It's a cat with a home made Trident. This is a very bad thing.

[Salmotrutta]

No, they didn't invite me.

They don't even like me.

Feckers.

[Wolfiefan]

Argh! I let my 6 month old girls out. They visited the neighbours!
Is it a coven or a cell?!
Shit.

[Salmotrutta]

My old cat used to sneak into our other neighbour's house.

She was a brazen little hussy.

[tiredvommachine]