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WIBU to throw out my jumper because frankly it is a bastard

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MyCatIsABiggerBastardThanYours Tue 19-Jan-16 18:12:57

Nice looking jumper. Dark Grey, sort of an over jumper with 3/4 length sleeves. Looks nice on.

But the bastard catches it's sleavep on Every. Bloody. Door. Handle! Maliciously!

I am forever being jerked backwards in comedy fashion when attempting to enter a room and I've had enough.

The jumper is gonna get it!

Velocitractor Tue 19-Jan-16 18:16:47

LTB.

Hihohoho1 Tue 19-Jan-16 18:19:29

Could potentially kill you too.

My dh swears a jacket was out to get him.

donajimena Tue 19-Jan-16 18:20:38

I've attached myself to door handles with belt loops before confused

ApocalypseNowt Tue 19-Jan-16 18:21:09

Could you just walk around with your arms in the air like you just don't care?

That would solve your problem and make you look uber-cool.

turdfairynomore Tue 19-Jan-16 18:21:54

Pass it on...I inherited my friend's bastard jumper! A child threw up on her (she was a TA) though not on the jumper but because It had a raised dark cream 'bobbly" pattern on it she kept looking down and thinking "shit....I missed a bit"!!

springscoming Tue 19-Jan-16 18:22:02

Lop off the sleeves. Show it who's boss.

MyCatIsABiggerBastardThanYours Tue 19-Jan-16 18:22:04

See that's the thing. Most Clothing looks and seems inanimate but really they are sneaky feckers that like to strangle/trip/jerk you as bloody often as they can!

NoonAim Tue 19-Jan-16 18:22:30

My bootcut work trousers try to kill me every time I walk down stairs.

GoringBit Tue 19-Jan-16 18:22:34

Cut the arms off and burn them wear it as a body warmer.

RandomMess Tue 19-Jan-16 18:22:35

Can you take in the sleeves so they are less roomy?

CaptainCrunch Tue 19-Jan-16 18:23:32

I have a cunting homicidal cardigan with a similar MO.

MyCatIsABiggerBastardThanYours Tue 19-Jan-16 18:24:28

I'm not convinced walking around with my hands in the air like I just don't care is in fact "cool" Apocalypse

Just saying.

thenightsky Tue 19-Jan-16 18:24:46

Can you thread elastic through the cuffs so they are less catchy.

MyCatIsABiggerBastardThanYours Tue 19-Jan-16 18:25:41

Fuckers. The lot of 'em!

rudolphistheboss Tue 19-Jan-16 18:27:38

Loving the phrase cunting homicidal cardigan ! CaptainCrunch grin

SaucyJack Tue 19-Jan-16 18:27:42

Move to an open plan apartment?

No doors. No problem.

Bettercallsaul1 Tue 19-Jan-16 18:27:52

Cut off the sleeves - that will render it armless.

springscoming Tue 19-Jan-16 18:28:30

Wind ribbon down each arm in a medieval or ballet shoe stylee?
Bugger to get out of when you're shitfaced though.

CaptainCrunch Tue 19-Jan-16 18:29:25

I swear it's trying to kill me Rudolph. Gonna set fire to the fucker, that'll learn it grin

ApocalypseNowt Tue 19-Jan-16 18:29:41

<mumbles> 'tis....

IHaveBrilloHair Tue 19-Jan-16 18:29:58

Oh, I have a top like that, I have to walk through doors with my arms clung to me in a weird manner and I end up looking like I am t-rexing

Krampus Tue 19-Jan-16 18:30:14

Throw it out and change the locks. You don't need knitwear that hinders your progress around the house.

MyCatIsABiggerBastardThanYours Tue 19-Jan-16 18:32:00

Some good suggestions ladies. Thankyou.

As pleasurable as cutting it's arms off would be I can't help thinking it would wait until I wasn't looking at try and choke me on a coat hook.

ChampaleSocialist Tue 19-Jan-16 18:32:44

Its actually the knobs that are the problem Bobbit the lot of 'em thats what I say.

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