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To think noone will use a masturbation booth?

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Titsywoo Sun 17-Jan-16 20:42:57

Just saw this confused. Who would use it? And why is it only for men? Very odd idea!

Cavaradossi Sun 17-Jan-16 20:45:22

So passing men on their lunchbreak are supposed to be paying to wank on a busy street behind a little curtain like the ones in passport photo booths?

wickedlazy Sun 17-Jan-16 20:46:14

The government plan to use the sperm to create an army, they've been streaming game of thrones online and it's given them some ideas. Warriors of the wank bank.

BathtimeFunkster Sun 17-Jan-16 20:47:03

Of course they won't, but it will get lots of low-rent headlines and then people will share them.

I imagine at the meeting where they came up with this the words "go viral" were used more than once.

wickedlazy Sun 17-Jan-16 20:48:07

I would actually love one of these in our local city centre, so I could sit and watch the local teens torture the life out of anyone attempting to use it.

ThisisMrsNicolaHicklin Sun 17-Jan-16 20:48:47

So unhygienic.

ocelot41 Sun 17-Jan-16 20:50:58

Yuk. So masturbating on the street is an arrestable offence, unless you are behind a little curtain and it makes some company money? Vile

Gruntfuttock Sun 17-Jan-16 20:51:11

Am I the only one old enough to have been reminded of the Orgasmatron in Sleeper?

wickedlazy Sun 17-Jan-16 20:51:49

"Who would clean it".

I've cleaned school toilets, 5 for 300 pupils. As long as no one shit up the walls in the booth, can't imagine it could be much worse. Hope it has a plastic ceiling...

wickedlazy Sun 17-Jan-16 20:52:24


genericusername1 Sun 17-Jan-16 22:51:54

Where are they supposed to wash their hands? envy

wickedlazy Sun 17-Jan-16 22:52:51

How would they handle sti prevention? What's the point of washing your hands

WilLiAmHerschel Sun 17-Jan-16 22:56:03

I imagine at the meeting where they came up with this the words "go viral" were used more than once.

Yes. And that made me think of sti's.

Akire Sun 17-Jan-16 22:57:47

A curtain! So anyone can pull it back and expose you to street or take a pic and put on Twitter! Presumable you woulnt have to pay because you can look at porn free on your phone! So why would you need a laptop?

All these poor men who might explode if they don't relief themselves. It be same slobs who think it's fine to pee in the street or against a wall because they need to go. What do they think women will do?

Soooosie Sun 17-Jan-16 22:59:35

Is the aim to wank into something?

TheCountessofFitzdotterel Sun 17-Jan-16 23:03:32

I don't believe it's real.

genericusername1 Sun 17-Jan-16 23:12:55

what's the point of washing your hands? Really?

Bastardshittits Sun 17-Jan-16 23:28:13

I saw them in Amsterdam. They had louvre doors and you could see the TV over the top and crusty tissues all over the floor

wickedlazy Sun 17-Jan-16 23:32:42

Is it to stop weirdos lurking in public loos?

GingerNutRiskIt Sun 17-Jan-16 23:41:51

That is gross!!!confused

TheFormidableMrsC Sun 17-Jan-16 23:54:37

There's another thread on here tonight about an obsessively wanking DH. He'd use it...

Sadmother Sun 17-Jan-16 23:58:40

It is just advertising.

FrancesNiadova Mon 18-Jan-16 00:00:25

Eww, gross, just so unnecessary. Why don't they spend the money on providing homeless people with food & a blanket? FFS!

Waypasttethersend Mon 18-Jan-16 00:01:48

Clever clever PR agency for that male sex toy shop.

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