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To think noone will use a masturbation booth?

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Titsywoo · 17/01/2016 20:42

Just saw this Confused. Who would use it? And why is it only for men? Very odd idea!

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Cavaradossi · 17/01/2016 20:45

So passing men on their lunchbreak are supposed to be paying to wank on a busy street behind a little curtain like the ones in passport photo booths?

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wickedlazy · 17/01/2016 20:46

The government plan to use the sperm to create an army, they've been streaming game of thrones online and it's given them some ideas. Warriors of the wank bank.

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BathtimeFunkster · 17/01/2016 20:47

Of course they won't, but it will get lots of low-rent headlines and then people will share them.

I imagine at the meeting where they came up with this the words "go viral" were used more than once.

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wickedlazy · 17/01/2016 20:48

I would actually love one of these in our local city centre, so I could sit and watch the local teens torture the life out of anyone attempting to use it.

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ThisisMrsNicolaHicklin · 17/01/2016 20:48

So unhygienic.

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ocelot41 · 17/01/2016 20:50

Yuk. So masturbating on the street is an arrestable offence, unless you are behind a little curtain and it makes some company money? Vile

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Gruntfuttock · 17/01/2016 20:51

Am I the only one old enough to have been reminded of the Orgasmatron in Sleeper?

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wickedlazy · 17/01/2016 20:51

"Who would clean it".

I've cleaned school toilets, 5 for 300 pupils. As long as no one shit up the walls in the booth, can't imagine it could be much worse. Hope it has a plastic ceiling...

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wickedlazy · 17/01/2016 20:52
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genericusername1 · 17/01/2016 22:51

Where are they supposed to wash their hands? Envy

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wickedlazy · 17/01/2016 22:52

How would they handle sti prevention? What's the point of washing your hands

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WilLiAmHerschel · 17/01/2016 22:56

I imagine at the meeting where they came up with this the words "go viral" were used more than once.

Yes. And that made me think of sti's.

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Akire · 17/01/2016 22:57

A curtain! So anyone can pull it back and expose you to street or take a pic and put on Twitter! Presumable you woulnt have to pay because you can look at porn free on your phone! So why would you need a laptop?

All these poor men who might explode if they don't relief themselves. It be same slobs who think it's fine to pee in the street or against a wall because they need to go. What do they think women will do?

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Soooosie · 17/01/2016 22:59

Is the aim to wank into something?

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TheCountessofFitzdotterel · 17/01/2016 23:03

I don't believe it's real.

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genericusername1 · 17/01/2016 23:12

what's the point of washing your hands? Really?

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Bastardshittits · 17/01/2016 23:28

I saw them in Amsterdam. They had louvre doors and you could see the TV over the top and crusty tissues all over the floor

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wickedlazy · 17/01/2016 23:32

Is it to stop weirdos lurking in public loos?

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GingerNutRiskIt · 17/01/2016 23:41

That is gross!!!Confused

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TheFormidableMrsC · 17/01/2016 23:54

There's another thread on here tonight about an obsessively wanking DH. He'd use it...

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Sadmother · 17/01/2016 23:58

It is just advertising.

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FrancesNiadova · 18/01/2016 00:00

Eww, gross, just so unnecessary. Why don't they spend the money on providing homeless people with food & a blanket? FFS!

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Waypasttethersend · 18/01/2016 00:01

Clever clever PR agency for that male sex toy shop.

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