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AIBU?

the goat ate the turkey, how about chicken nuggets?

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Gowgirl · 25/12/2015 11:16

Exactly that! We went out last night and left the trusty goat with the little ones, when we said help yourself I wasn't thinking the the whole raw turkey!

So now we have opened our numerous presents and the children are happily playing call of duty on their new Xbox 1( the 2 yo is a terrible shot!) should I give them the nuggets in the freezer for Christmas dinner or pick up something when I go to the local shop for more gin?

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Oysterbabe · 25/12/2015 11:20

I've read this a few times. What?

donajimena · 25/12/2015 11:23

How much gin have you had?

Balaboosta · 25/12/2015 11:33

Your two year-old is playing call of duty? YABU

BumWad · 25/12/2015 11:34

The goat ate your turkey?

Your 2 year old is playing call of duty?

Baffled.

ghostyslovesheep · 25/12/2015 11:42

is this a very shit attempt at goading or being funny?

ghostyslovesheep · 25/12/2015 11:43

Happy Christmas anyway!

Lweji · 25/12/2015 11:44

Is your local Greggs open?

LiviaDrusillaAugusta · 25/12/2015 11:47

I think the OP is trying to be funny not very successfully

MuttonWasAGoose · 25/12/2015 11:47

It's a joke people

Coconutty · 25/12/2015 11:47

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ValiantVelvet · 25/12/2015 11:50

Have goat instead. If you do it quick enough, it'll be like one of those three bird roasts.

Lweji · 25/12/2015 11:51

Well, I find these threads discusting.
Your all discusting too (bloody autocorrect keeps changing to disgusting, I have no idea why).
And your all getting on my goat.

usual · 25/12/2015 11:58

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ghostyslovesheep · 25/12/2015 12:07

I know - took me a while to get it - OP are any of your kids dads coming over - can they bring a bird?

GloriaHotcakes · 25/12/2015 12:10

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Charlesroi · 25/12/2015 12:36

Don't diss nuggets you horrible buggers. It's nuggetist.

MostlyFine · 25/12/2015 12:44

I think you can only have nuggets if they are the Christmas tree shaped ones?

StillaChocoholic · 25/12/2015 13:14

Your local shops open on Christmas Day?!

Underwood15 · 25/12/2015 13:49

Can I come to your house? I have gin

Dawndonnaagain · 25/12/2015 13:50

Andrewofgg · 25/12/2015 16:36

There is no possible question to which gin is not a good answer.

VeraBennet · 25/12/2015 16:56

Mix the gin with fruit shoot- instant Cheeky avimto!

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BlackeyedShepherdsbringsheep · 25/12/2015 17:10

don't forget your fags ffs.

nuggets and sausage roll.

Anniegetyourgun · 25/12/2015 17:26

Was that a goat you got on benefits or did you buy it yourself? If the former, YABU to leave her in charge. You don't know where she's been.

knobblyknee · 25/12/2015 17:27

Nanny...I see what you did there.

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