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the goat ate the turkey, how about chicken nuggets?

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Gowgirl Fri 25-Dec-15 11:16:33

Exactly that! We went out last night and left the trusty goat with the little ones, when we said help yourself I wasn't thinking the the whole raw turkey!

So now we have opened our numerous presents and the children are happily playing call of duty on their new Xbox 1( the 2 yo is a terrible shot!) should I give them the nuggets in the freezer for Christmas dinner or pick up something when I go to the local shop for more gin?

Oysterbabe Fri 25-Dec-15 11:20:44

I've read this a few times. What?

donajimena Fri 25-Dec-15 11:23:36

How much gin have you had?

Balaboosta Fri 25-Dec-15 11:33:23

Your two year-old is playing call of duty? YABU

BumWad Fri 25-Dec-15 11:34:44

The goat ate your turkey?

Your 2 year old is playing call of duty?

Baffled.

ghostyslovesheep Fri 25-Dec-15 11:42:29

is this a very shit attempt at goading or being funny?

ghostyslovesheep Fri 25-Dec-15 11:43:13

Happy Christmas anyway!

Lweji Fri 25-Dec-15 11:44:18

Is your local Greggs open?

LiviaDrusillaAugusta Fri 25-Dec-15 11:47:18

I think the OP is trying to be funny not very successfully

MuttonWasAGoose Fri 25-Dec-15 11:47:43

It's a joke people

Coconutty Fri 25-Dec-15 11:47:48

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ValiantVelvet Fri 25-Dec-15 11:50:27

Have goat instead. If you do it quick enough, it'll be like one of those three bird roasts.

Lweji Fri 25-Dec-15 11:51:21

Well, I find these threads discusting.
Your all discusting too (bloody autocorrect keeps changing to disgusting, I have no idea why).
And your all getting on my goat.

usual Fri 25-Dec-15 11:58:21

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ghostyslovesheep Fri 25-Dec-15 12:07:50

I know - took me a while to get it - OP are any of your kids dads coming over - can they bring a bird?

GloriaHotcakes Fri 25-Dec-15 12:10:34

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Charlesroi Fri 25-Dec-15 12:36:46

Don't diss nuggets you horrible buggers. It's nuggetist.

MostlyFine Fri 25-Dec-15 12:44:40

I think you can only have nuggets if they are the Christmas tree shaped ones?

StillaChocoholic Fri 25-Dec-15 13:14:20

Your local shops open on Christmas Day?!

Underwood15 Fri 25-Dec-15 13:49:32

Can I come to your house? I have gin

Dawndonnaagain Fri 25-Dec-15 13:50:02

grin

Andrewofgg Fri 25-Dec-15 16:36:10

There is no possible question to which gin is not a good answer.

VeraBennet Fri 25-Dec-15 16:56:45

Mix the gin with fruit shoot- instant Cheeky avimto!

BlackeyedShepherdsbringsheep Fri 25-Dec-15 17:10:04

don't forget your fags ffs.

nuggets and sausage roll.

Anniegetyourgun Fri 25-Dec-15 17:26:59

Was that a goat you got on benefits or did you buy it yourself? If the former, YABU to leave her in charge. You don't know where she's been.

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