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To pity this poor woman?

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LemonySmithit Tue 22-Dec-15 15:53:25

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wasonthelist Tue 22-Dec-15 15:55:38

YANBU ........BUT some many women I know expect men to do all the "asking" - and not everyone has the social skills to know when/where to do it properly.

CigarsofthePharoahs Tue 22-Dec-15 15:57:15

You've got to wonder what sort of a night he'd got planned with 25 pork chops. confused

bloodyteenagers Tue 22-Dec-15 16:00:24

Might be that she doesn't like pork chops. Maybe if he had replaced it with steaks she would have been interested. grin

fakenamefornow Tue 22-Dec-15 16:01:05

Amazed any women in their right mind would turn down such an offer. Maybe she was Muslim?

wasonthelist Tue 22-Dec-15 16:07:53

Loving these grin

OddSocksHighHeels Tue 22-Dec-15 16:10:18

There's more where they came from grin

Well, good to know we aren't having a pork chop shortage.

Chilledmonkeybrains Tue 22-Dec-15 16:12:40

He's a man who likes a pork chop but more importantly, knows a bargain when he sees one. She's mad to turn him down.

knobblyknee Tue 22-Dec-15 16:14:58

I would have told him I'm Jewish. fgrin

BadLad Tue 22-Dec-15 16:15:03

Chilledmonkeybrains

LOL. Someone watched Temple of Doom recently.

SkodaLabia Tue 22-Dec-15 16:16:24

I'd have done him for an equal share of 25 pork chops.

thelaundryfairy Tue 22-Dec-15 16:24:09

He sounds like a winner!

Seriously, I don´t think he did anything wrong, and the woman didn´t seem upset by it. It´s certainly not the worst chat-up line I´ve heard.

GarlicCake Tue 22-Dec-15 16:24:22

That's nearly a pound each! He's been done. No way I'd shag a fool like that.

Now if it was ribeye ...

BooyakaTurkeyisMassive Tue 22-Dec-15 16:26:09

I was recently chatted up with 'Excuse me, sorry to bother you, but have you ever crushed snails on purpose'.

LemonySmithit Tue 22-Dec-15 16:27:37

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GreatFuckability Tue 22-Dec-15 16:31:40

My favourite chat up horror line was the guy who told me he had my name tattooed on his arm so it was fate. He did indeed have 'Your name' tattooed on his arm....confused

DonkeysDontRideBicycles Tue 22-Dec-15 16:32:52

Maybe if he had replaced it with steaks she would have been interested. grin


Now you're talking fgrin

OddSocksHighHeels Tue 22-Dec-15 16:33:06

booyaka how did the rest of that go?

NKFell Tue 22-Dec-15 16:35:20

I'd ask if he could get lamb too, if he could I'd swoon.

mmm 25 lamb chops.

OnlyLovers Tue 22-Dec-15 16:36:13

I'm a bit puzzled as to the meaning of there's more where they came from. confused grin

It DOES seem rather expensive, although I can't remember the last time I bought a chop of any kind, so maybe I'm out of date.

It's not the worst though, as chat-up lines go.

Booyaka, yes, you MUST finish that story!

SecretBondGirl Tue 22-Dec-15 16:38:13

Such a catch how could she have refused him shock

BooyakaTurkeyisMassive Tue 22-Dec-15 16:41:10

Then he started asking if I had any shoes I could crush things with. He had a foot fetish, specifically a fetish for watching women crush things (inc snails) with heels. And ultimately his testicles also I would assume, but I will never find out because I turned him down.

PurpleHairAndPearls Tue 22-Dec-15 16:41:41

Booyaka that's worse than my friend who was extremely pissed got his own name tattooed on his arm. Everyone now assumes he has a partner with the same name as him. Doesn't help when trying to pick up women grin

Maybe I should suggest the pork chop approach.

PurpleHairAndPearls Tue 22-Dec-15 16:42:14

Ok now you've put the second post, it's definitely worse wink

OnlyLovers Tue 22-Dec-15 16:43:17

Thanks Booyaka.

grin

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