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To think that no one ever spat wine over their keyboard?

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usual Wed 16-Dec-15 21:04:16

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StillStayingClassySanDiego Wed 16-Dec-15 21:07:39

I'd never waste wine by spitting it out, ever! or tea/ coffee/gin.

I have laughed out loud, particularly after reading the sex positions thread, fuck me that's had me proper chortling 😆.

usual Wed 16-Dec-15 21:11:37

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jellyfrizz Wed 16-Dec-15 21:13:23

I can confirm that I have spat wine on my phone laughing at shit on mumsnet. It goes up my nose if I try to hold it in

TimeToMuskUp Wed 16-Dec-15 21:14:59

I once almost choked on a croissant whilst reading an AIBU. But wouldn't waste food or wine ever.

Birdsgottafly Wed 16-Dec-15 21:16:48

I could barely breathe yesterday, reading the "Daniel, Sean or Balonz" baby name thread.

My neighbour must have wondered wtf was going on.

Palomb Wed 16-Dec-15 21:18:22

Oh I have but only when I've been guzzling it so fast it's gone down the wrong hole.

NashvilleQueen Wed 16-Dec-15 21:20:09

Balonz is definitely worth a wine snort.

Do you know my iPhone now recognises Balonz as a real word and predicts it as I start to type!

usual Wed 16-Dec-15 21:21:51

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thelouise Wed 16-Dec-15 21:23:57

I have no spat wine (or any other liquid) on my keyboard. I have, however, got distracted with AIBU and caught many a crumb under a key.

DonkeyOaty Wed 16-Dec-15 21:24:37

I don't spit wine or roll on floor or sick in my mouth

I do VERY occasionally snurk or chortle and once or twice, I will allow, I have guffawed.

usual Wed 16-Dec-15 21:27:15

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Rozalia0 Wed 16-Dec-15 21:27:35

I spat Guinness on my manager last month. End of the month drinks and a co worker told us something both shocking and excruciatingly funny.

I was so embarrassed but my lovely boss was also helpless with laughter.

MilkTwoSugarsThanks Wed 16-Dec-15 21:27:40

I'm guessing whoever created Jumbline is an MNer!

Quiero Wed 16-Dec-15 21:34:35

There is some really funny stuff on here but I don't tend to find much of the pant wetting, wine spitting threads funny. Most of them are made up anyway.

If I was to laugh with wine or any other liquid in my mouth, I'd probably choke known my luck.

ceeveebee Wed 16-Dec-15 21:40:13

I once spat red wine all over a friend's new partner - the first time I had met her, i was mortified!

pictish Wed 16-Dec-15 21:41:36

Not wine but coffee. Yep.

MoaningAtTheGates Wed 16-Dec-15 21:43:10

Not at MN. I've choked on wine laughing at something on TV and had wind come out my nose and spat it though.

I have form for choking though. It's a family trait to inhale our drinks.

MoaningAtTheGates Wed 16-Dec-15 21:43:31

*Wine

pictish Wed 16-Dec-15 21:43:40

To be fair it only happened once and it coming out of my nose as well. I nearly died.
I had to clean my lap top. And everything else.

FortyFacedFuckers Wed 16-Dec-15 21:47:14

Not wine but I did once spit coffee all over my keyboard at work I had to pretend I was chocking because I was so embarrassed.

ScrambledSmegs Wed 16-Dec-15 21:48:33

I did once, but it was Ribena and over my Spectrum ZX keyboard. Gave it a good shake out and it was fine, Dizzy loaded absolutely fine for once.

It was because my brother had come prancing into the room dressed in my dad's day-glo cycling shorts. Simpler times smile.

ScrambledSmegs Wed 16-Dec-15 21:49:32

And no, Balonz didn't make me laugh either.

usual Wed 16-Dec-15 21:51:33

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UmbongoUnchained Wed 16-Dec-15 21:52:48

Not wine but I did once spray some chewed up coco pops across my screen.

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