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to consider changing my 15mo's name to Pol Pot

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Snausage Wed 09-Dec-15 16:02:23

Today he is being an absolute stinker. I've never known such tyrannical behaviour.

Firstly, I changed his nappy and got him dressed. What a mistake that was. I was the most awful, horrible person EVER. How dare I ensure a clean bum and provide clean clothes?

Then we went to the park and I put him in the swing because, you know, he can't do it himself yet. Bad move. I mean, why on earth would I do such a thing? Why would a mother take her child to the park and think he might enjoy it?

At lunch time I had the audacity to help him eat his scrambled egg. Just so that it went in his mouth, you know?

The very worst thing, though, was when I peeled his banana just now. Worst. Mummy. Ever. How was I to know he wanted to eat the bloody skin?


CurlyCustard Wed 09-Dec-15 16:05:51

Just wait till he's 3.... DD Has been a sod to me culminating in her shouting at me because I told her, for the fourth time in the space of as many minutes, that I her when the biscuit dough was ready to cut. chocolatewine

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