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to think Johnny Depp has never been sexier in the new Dior ad (lighthearted)

(38 Posts)
littlemermaid80 Sat 05-Dec-15 11:57:17

Wow. My first thought was "whatever this is advertising, I want it."
Drool.

expatinscotland Sat 05-Dec-15 11:59:15

You need to go to Specsavers.

FullmoonHalfmoonTotaleclipse Sat 05-Dec-15 12:00:32

"Lighthearted" ?!!

littlemermaid80 Sat 05-Dec-15 12:01:43

I actually go to Specsavers already grin

StillStayingClassySanDiego Sat 05-Dec-15 12:02:59

I wouldn't shag him.

MrsJayy Sat 05-Dec-15 12:03:57

Its a ridiculous advert makes me laugh its so cheesey i cant take his whispery savuche seriously its just silly

StrawberryTeaLeaf Sat 05-Dec-15 12:08:16

He's turning into Mickey whatsit IRL, though; All puffy and waxy and ewww.

A potato could look sexy in a scent advertising campaign. They're hardly harshly lights and ultra-realism. Give yourself a slap with a wet fish smile

megletthesecond Sat 05-Dec-15 12:10:22

"A potato could look sexy. ......" grin strawberry.

I miss the young Depp. He's not ageing well too much booze.

littlemermaid80 Sat 05-Dec-15 12:11:04

My DH's reaction was "what's with the buffalo? Does it come free with the cologne?" grin

MrsJayy Sat 05-Dec-15 12:13:42

Nah means the scent has a hint of buffalo grin

PerspicaciaTick Sat 05-Dec-15 12:17:50

Even Johnny is a bit WTF at the Buffalo. But he is too focused on burying his Captain Jack jewellery to stop.

MrsJayy Sat 05-Dec-15 12:19:31

burying his captain jack jewellery grin

Junosmum Sat 05-Dec-15 12:21:33

I normally love him but think he looks awful in that advert.

pictish Sat 05-Dec-15 12:26:47

His recent appearance on Graeme Norton was a more truthful representation I think. Oily and a bit bloated, he stared doughy-faced and glaze-eyed out at the world, with his sad old man's jewellery clanking around.
He has gone to seed.

pictish Sat 05-Dec-15 12:29:38

Just watched the ad. Bloody awful. Perfume/cologne ads are the pits.

GnocchiGnocchiWhosThere Sat 05-Dec-15 12:32:20

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MrsJayy Sat 05-Dec-15 12:34:40

Perfume ads are ridiculous I agree the charlize therone( sp)1 is naff.

Egosumquisum Sat 05-Dec-15 12:40:30

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pictish Sat 05-Dec-15 13:05:29

He was at his best in Chocolat imo. I'm not a fancier of Johnny Depp. I can see he's good looking, I think he's a talented actor and I like him very much, but no...he has never made my mingle tingle.

SuburbanRhonda Sat 05-Dec-15 13:07:20

made my mingle tingle.

grin

ItsAllGoingToBeFine Sat 05-Dec-15 13:08:12

I'm likeing the altered adverts...

LoisWilkersonsLastNerve Sat 05-Dec-15 13:16:02

Ah that's better ego smile

TheHiphopopotamus Sat 05-Dec-15 13:36:37

His recent appearance on Graeme Norton was a more truthful representation I think. Oily and a bit bloated, he stared doughy-faced and glaze-eyed out at the world, with his sad old man's jewellery clanking around

grin Funny and slightly poetic!

I've never fancied him except when he's the pirate.

Now, the Chris Evans (film star not ginger TV presenter) advert is a different kettle of fish. I'm not even sure what he's advertising. It might be aftershave, it might not confused

Narp Sat 05-Dec-15 13:38:32

Hmm

I don't like him anymore. Mid-life crisis, and I heard something even more unpleasant about his behaviour.

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