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there is a tree in the garden looking at me funny

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Owllady · 04/12/2015 21:25

It has wide eyes and a shocked mouth
Tosser
I'm not bu

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Caprinihahahaha · 04/12/2015 21:26

It could be worse. You could be getting evils from your bush

Obviously.

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Owllady · 04/12/2015 21:27

This Bush is now an out of control tree
Goading me

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polentapies · 04/12/2015 21:29

Big mushroom tree?

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Owllady · 04/12/2015 21:30

Are you accusing me of taking drugs? Are you the tree?
Confused

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PeaceOfWildThings · 04/12/2015 21:31

We need a photograph of the tree. Not the bush.

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Caprinihahahaha · 04/12/2015 21:32

Yes, no bush photos

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ExitStageLeft · 04/12/2015 21:35

There's a tree at the end of my road I like to call Proud Mary. She's always trying to be confrontational with me.

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EmpressOfTheVulvaCupcakes · 04/12/2015 21:36

Has it twigged you?

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Owllady · 04/12/2015 21:40

It's a holly tree, honestly it's evil!

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sugar21 · 04/12/2015 21:42

Sounds like the tree is barking mad
Be careful!

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ExitStageLeft · 04/12/2015 21:42

Swagger outside and offer it out.

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dodobookends · 04/12/2015 21:43

Hang some tinsel and baubles on it

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EmpressOfTheVulvaCupcakes · 04/12/2015 21:43

Maybe it's just trying to branch out.

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Caprinihahahaha · 04/12/2015 21:43

Massive prick.

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Tinklebinkle · 04/12/2015 21:43

As an allotment owner, I can absolutely confirm that some trees are fuckers. Especially the fruit ones. Don't get me started on out of control bushes. It's a political issue it really is. YANBU. I feel your pain.

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Wagglebees · 04/12/2015 21:44

Leaf it alone.

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Mmmmcake123 · 04/12/2015 21:45

Berry unreasonable and (w)holly inappropriate

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FreeWorker1 · 04/12/2015 21:46

Is it an Ent? Like in Lord of the Rings?

The Ents are giant shepherds of the forest and resemble the trees they look after. Sadly, they lost their Entwives along time ago. As they get older an Ent becomes more like a tree and settle in one place but they never die.

There is a lot of folklore about anthropomorphic trees.

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PotOfYoghurt · 04/12/2015 21:47

Is it horny?

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PotOfYoghurt · 04/12/2015 21:48

Thorny!

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Wagglebees · 04/12/2015 21:56

Are you in Nania? Is Aslan on the move?

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Owllady · 04/12/2015 22:18

Please don't tell me I'm in Narnia, I'll be too scared to sleep in the wardrobe

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spritefairy · 04/12/2015 22:25

Maybe it's looking for ivy? Are you called ivy?

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MsAdorabelleDearheartVonLipwig · 04/12/2015 22:27

You know when you look back out it will somehow seem closer to the house. Like it moved or something.

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Owllady · 04/12/2015 22:28

It does seem closer all the time. It's put on weight

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