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to think that Johnny Depp doing an aftershave ad is just wrong

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molyholy Sat 21-Nov-15 23:38:57

Why has he lowered himself? Times can't be that hard surely. He was one of the ones who kept himself to himself. Aura of mystery and all that.

Junosmum Sat 21-Nov-15 23:48:57

I know! I was upset when I saw it, I thought he was better than that. YANBU.

squoosh Sat 21-Nov-15 23:49:22


He kept the cool thing going for nearly three decades.

The he split up with his long term partner, married someone half his age, had some plastic surgery, and made a pretentious ad about an aftershave called Sausage.

Okay then, Sauvage.

PerspicaciaTick Sat 21-Nov-15 23:50:30

Especially when the posters have been amended to read "sausage".

PerspicaciaTick Sat 21-Nov-15 23:50:58

X-post grin

treaclesoda Sat 21-Nov-15 23:52:05

I thought exactly the same when I saw it.

Has he fallen on hard times?

squoosh Sat 21-Nov-15 23:52:06


SoWhite Sat 21-Nov-15 23:53:03

He's got a near-adult daughters modelling 'career' to fund now!

squoosh Sat 21-Nov-15 23:56:07

His daughter is stunning, she's really got the best features of both parents.

SuburbanRhonda Sat 21-Nov-15 23:59:56

Stunning? Am I missing something? She looks completely average to me. But of course that shouldn't hold her back what with having famous parents and all.

<looking at you, Brooklyn Beckham>

Patapouf Sun 22-Nov-15 00:06:41

YANBU but for different reasons. It's wrong because he looks like he smells rank and dirty and I don't think that's what Dior are going for.

grin at sowhite

Darvany Sun 22-Nov-15 00:08:28

I'm going to keep my eye out for the posters.

squoosh Sun 22-Nov-15 00:12:33

Eye of the beholder and all that Rhonda, but I think she's beautiful.

Brooklyn Beckham looks like your average British teen boy.

Fanjango Sun 22-Nov-15 00:16:01

I thought he was beyond bedding the cash and he doesn't need the airtime. But.....hell! He's fucking find looking so I won't moan grin

Fanjango Sun 22-Nov-15 00:17:01

Bedding?? Freudian slip obviously gringrin

kua Sun 22-Nov-15 00:24:34

I feel the same watching Bradley Cooper advertising Häagen Daz.

I wonder if these adverts are only shown outside the USA so they think it doesn't matter to their main audience confused

MrsTerryPratchett Sun 22-Nov-15 00:49:37

He looks a bit smelly so I suppose it's a good fit for the company.

Unreasonablebetty Sun 22-Nov-15 01:21:15

Ahh, sauvage! It smells really quite nice.
Dior sent me the tiniest sample which I made DH try. It smells good but I can't understand why Johnny depp for the advert. I thought he was too big a star for all that really.

LassWiTheWeelStockitFarm Sun 22-Nov-15 01:24:33

The worst ads are the Harvey Keitel ones for Direct Line.

MitzyLeFrouf Mon 23-Nov-15 13:16:55

Has he started having surgery or something?

Saw a photo of him this morning and he looks dramatically different to how he looked only a few months ago.

strawberryandaflake Mon 23-Nov-15 13:21:53

I'd still smell him..!

ofshoes Mon 23-Nov-15 13:23:45

Definately had work done, bit of middle aged spread setting in too. He's weird looking these days

SarahSavesTheDay Mon 23-Nov-15 13:24:16

Johnny Depp has jumped the shark, he's now a dirty old man.

OurBlanche Mon 23-Nov-15 13:25:44

I think he has just piled on some extra weight and it has gone to his face quite badly.

In the red carpet piccies he looks chunkier than Cap'n Jack. That and he looks knackered.

MitzyLeFrouf Mon 23-Nov-15 13:25:55

I thought he was too cool for cosmetic surgery! Ah well.

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