AIBU to do my annual Scorpio's are better than all you other star signs thread?

[HoneyDragon]

It's my birthday, time yet again to round up all my fellow Scorpios so we can mill about and generally point out why we are better than the rest of you.

[ALemonyPea]

Happy birthday Mine is tomorrow

Us Scorpios are bloody fantastic aren't we.

[BrianButterfield]

Too right. And Scorpios don't do any of that silly false modesty rubbish either. We rock!

[HoneyDragon]

Ooooh happy birthday for tomorrow.

Yes, we are rather marvellous. But also caring enough to pity the poor other star signs that just aren't that good

[BrianButterfield]

Quick poll: how long do you hold a grudge?

A) I forgive and forget, life's too short
B) A week or so, then I get over it.
C) Never. Never ever. You wrong me = you're DEAD TO ME.

(I'm a C)

[Hormonal1]

Too true! We are ace!

[HoneyDragon]

Brian

My Dad ate my Flake, July 1987. Bastard.

[LadyCastlemaine]

Another Scorpio checking in.

Hope all fellow Scorpios have wonderful birthdays and revel in their general wonderfulness - whilst still allowing those lesser mortals born under inferior star signs a few crumbs from the high table.

Although I'm not sure I'm quite so fond of birthdays nowadays. They seem to come round much quicker which is disconcerting. I'm sure my birthdays used to be much further apart.

Are years getting shorter or something?

[UmbongoUnchained]

We are the best :) my whole family are scorpions apart from my mother and daughter who are sworn enemies, evil bitches Leo's

[HardleyWorthit]

High five bitches!

[UmbongoUnchained]

Scoripo's*

[FattyNinjaOwl]

This thread has explained why my DS1 is a smug little shite he thinks he's the best and I am his lowly servant... He's a Scorpio.
Happy birthday everyone

But you are wrong...leos are the best....roar.

[Sighing]

More serial killers are born in November (apparently) speaking as a non Scorpio I shall agree with you.
Throw you all chocolate, booze and flowers whilst fleeing. waves at Scorpio birthday girl probably after snother crappy commute!

[SaucyJack]

Happy birthday to all you sulky bunny boilers Scorpions.

[ElsaAintAsColdAsMe]

Another Scorpio signing in.

We are the best by far.

Happy birthday to us all.

[sashh]

Of course the best people are both Scorpio and had a birthday last month, so happy birthday to the second best people on the planet.

HoneyDragon

30ish years - not really that long.

Does anyone remember 'Joy' from 'drop the dead donkey'? She had to be Scorpio.

[Marcipex]

Happy Birthday to all the Scorpios.

Mine was yesterday.

We're the Griffindors of the Zodiac, right?

[HardleyWorthit]

I am the best type- a Halloween Scorpio.

I bet you're all jealous!

Happy birthday all.

[WorraLiberty]

Happy Birthday

I'm an Aries so obviously far superior

However, my youngest DS is 13 today, so Scorpios are ok I suppose.

[fourquenelles]

As a Virgo I am just writing a list of everything we do better than Scorpios. I'll get my Scorpio other half to check it over .

[bibliomania]

Hey Worra, I'm an Aries with a Scorpio dd. She will not let go of the fact that I borrowed without asking her last year's birthday money.

[MTPurse]

[SurlyValentine]

DP is a Scorpio - it explains a lot! I seem to have invested a lot of time in bringing him down a peg or two

fourquenelles Where are you up to with this list? As a fellow Virgo I may have some points to add...

[Qwertybynature]

I heard the Scorpio rally-cry - another checking in. My dsis & best friend are both Scorpio too. Scorpio's totally rock.

Another C here Brian although I'm not unforgiving I just have a low tolerance of arseholes.

Happy birthday fellow Scorpios

[SurlyValentine]

Hahaha MT! Love it!

[UptownFunk00]

As an Aquarian I will allow all you Scorpios to think you're the best.

Now I'm off to do something quirky and humanitarian. :)