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AIBU to do my annual Scorpio's are better than all you other star signs thread?

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HoneyDragon Thu 12-Nov-15 10:40:05

It's my birthday, time yet again to round up all my fellow Scorpios so we can mill about and generally point out why we are better than the rest of you.

<sits smugly in a rosey self righteous glow of superiority>

ALemonyPea Thu 12-Nov-15 10:41:26

Happy birthday flowers Mine is tomorrow grin

Us Scorpios are bloody fantastic aren't we.

BrianButterfield Thu 12-Nov-15 10:46:06

Too right. And Scorpios don't do any of that silly false modesty rubbish either. We rock!

HoneyDragon Thu 12-Nov-15 10:47:09

Ooooh happy birthday for tomorrow.

Yes, we are rather marvellous. But also caring enough to pity the poor other star signs that just aren't that good <condescends mightily at the the rest of the astrologicals>

BrianButterfield Thu 12-Nov-15 10:47:19

Quick poll: how long do you hold a grudge?

A) I forgive and forget, life's too short
B) A week or so, then I get over it.
C) Never. Never ever. You wrong me = you're DEAD TO ME.

(I'm a C)

Hormonal1 Thu 12-Nov-15 10:47:54

Too true! We are ace! grin

HoneyDragon Thu 12-Nov-15 10:52:37


My Dad ate my Flake, July 1987. Bastard.

LadyCastlemaine Thu 12-Nov-15 10:53:40

Another Scorpio checking in.

Hope all fellow Scorpios have wonderful birthdays flowers and revel in their general wonderfulness - whilst still allowing those lesser mortals born under inferior star signs a few crumbs from the high table. grin

Although I'm not sure I'm quite so fond of birthdays nowadays. They seem to come round much quicker which is disconcerting. I'm sure my birthdays used to be much further apart.

Are years getting shorter or something?

UmbongoUnchained Thu 12-Nov-15 10:55:54

We are the best smile my whole family are scorpions apart from my mother and daughter who are sworn enemies, evil bitches Leo's grin

HardleyWorthit Thu 12-Nov-15 10:56:02

High five bitches!

UmbongoUnchained Thu 12-Nov-15 10:56:16


FattyNinjaOwl Thu 12-Nov-15 10:57:06

This thread has explained why my DS1 is a smug little shite grin he thinks he's the best and I am his lowly servant... He's a Scorpio.
Happy birthday everyone

But you are wrong...leos are the best....roar. grin

Sighing Thu 12-Nov-15 10:59:28

More serial killers are born in November (apparently) speaking as a non Scorpio I shall agree with you.
Throw you all chocolate, booze and flowers whilst fleeing. grin waves at Scorpio birthday girl probably after snother crappy commute!

SaucyJack Thu 12-Nov-15 11:00:12

Happy birthday to all you sulky bunny boilers Scorpions.

ElsaAintAsColdAsMe Thu 12-Nov-15 11:03:22

Another Scorpio signing in.

We are the best by far.

Happy birthday to us all.

sashh Thu 12-Nov-15 11:07:56

Of course the best people are both Scorpio and had a birthday last month, so happy birthday to the second best people on the planet.


30ish years - not really that long.

Does anyone remember 'Joy' from 'drop the dead donkey'? She had to be Scorpio.

Marcipex Thu 12-Nov-15 11:10:04

Happy Birthday to all the Scorpios.

Mine was yesterday.

We're the Griffindors of the Zodiac, right?

HardleyWorthit Thu 12-Nov-15 11:10:44

I am the best type- a Halloween Scorpio.

I bet you're all jealous! wink

Happy birthday all.

WorraLiberty Thu 12-Nov-15 11:11:05

Happy Birthday thanks

I'm an Aries so obviously far superior grin

However, my youngest DS is 13 today, so Scorpios are ok I suppose.

fourquenelles Thu 12-Nov-15 11:14:00

As a Virgo I am just writing a list of everything we do better than Scorpios. I'll get my Scorpio other half to check it over wink.

bibliomania Thu 12-Nov-15 11:14:23

Hey Worra, I'm an Aries with a Scorpio dd. She will not let go of the fact that I borrowed without asking her last year's birthday money.

MTPurse Thu 12-Nov-15 11:17:02


SurlyValentine Thu 12-Nov-15 11:17:52

DP is a Scorpio - it explains a lot! I seem to have invested a lot of time in bringing him down a peg or two grin

fourquenelles Where are you up to with this list? As a fellow Virgo I may have some points to add...

Qwertybynature Thu 12-Nov-15 11:17:57

I heard the Scorpio rally-cry - another checking in. My dsis & best friend are both Scorpio too. Scorpio's totally rock.

Another C here Brian although I'm not unforgiving I just have a low tolerance of arseholes.

Happy birthday fellow Scorpios cakewineflowers

SurlyValentine Thu 12-Nov-15 11:18:34

Hahaha MT! Love it! grin

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