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Do preppers eat their cats?

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BrendaandEddie · 08/11/2015 17:14

WHen they balloon goes up?

OP posts:
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FartemisOwl · 08/11/2015 17:18

I was planning on eating the neighbours, but puss will do at a push Grin

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SquirmOfEels · 08/11/2015 17:18

You eat carnivores last, and avoid the liver.

Herbivores usually taste better.

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Sparklingbrook · 08/11/2015 17:22
Sad
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WitchWay · 08/11/2015 17:23

Agree carnivores taste nasty. You'd have to make the cat eat some of the tinned fruit for a few days first... Grin

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ADishBestEatenCold · 08/11/2015 17:38

... to Squirm and Witch ...

have you eaten much carnivore meat and, if so, was it from different species?

Also, in what was was it "nasty"?

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OnlyHereForTheCamping · 08/11/2015 17:50

Preferable to tinned ravioli I imagine. My neighbour is vegetarian I will try him first

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atticusclaw2 · 08/11/2015 17:54

I've eaten all of mine today yes. Plus the dog.

Brenda how many threads are you going to start on this? It seems you have a very big problem with people buying extra beans and a few torches...

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hesterton · 08/11/2015 17:55

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ragged · 08/11/2015 18:00

oh FFS, I just hid the preppers topic.


GRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrr.....!

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CuttedUpPear · 08/11/2015 18:00

I'm a vegetarian but I always carry a sharp knife so watch out carnivores. ..

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atticusclaw2 · 08/11/2015 18:00

Brenda did you realise there's a prepper topic you could post in so that those who are not interested can hide the threads? Wink

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PeppaWellington · 08/11/2015 18:02

I will eat all the preppers' cats for them [selfless]

I will sell lovely warm mittens and hats when it's safe to go outside into the nuclear winter [entrepreppeur]

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ragged · 08/11/2015 18:04

What makes you think the cat won't try to eat you, OP? Tsk Tsk.

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PeppaWellington · 08/11/2015 18:07

I have now eaten the OP's cat.

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WhoTheFuckIsSimon · 08/11/2015 18:07

Crazy cat lady next door will keep us in cats for ages before I have to eat my own.

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Sparklingbrook · 08/11/2015 18:08

Please don't eat me.

Do preppers eat their cats?
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TPel · 08/11/2015 18:18

I'm vegan. You are not eating me! Grin

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SquinkiesRule · 08/11/2015 18:27

Dh is always friends with all the local cats, they come to him when we go walking and vie for his attention. He says always be nice to animals so we have something to eat when the zombie apocalypse comes, he's joking I think

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WitchWay · 08/11/2015 18:39

ADish no I have never eaten carnivore meat! I have read however that the flesh is bitter because of the protein in the diet, so was just ad-libbing Grin

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lighteningirl · 08/11/2015 18:55

Is it freedom of speech you object to Brenda? Perhaps you could ask MNHQ to run all decisions past you from now on. Personally i hide topics and threads i don't like or don't want to see I don't start repeated threads with a spiteful vein of nastiness running through them all.

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Senpai · 08/11/2015 19:00

Mmm... I bet they taste delicious, especially the kittens with their tender muscles. Grin

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ragged · 08/11/2015 19:43

Do Preppers have no idea about sustainable prepping?
I would have thought guinea pig livestock (with view towards ongoing breeding programme) would be an obvious strategy to embrace. Supposed to taste like chicken.

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SquirmOfEels · 08/11/2015 20:24

Diet of the creature does have an effect on the taste of the meat (that's why you can get seriously expensive lamb from salt-marshes).

So peaches-fed guinea pig would be a better choice to manky-vole-hunting cat.

Always avoid carnivore's livers, even if you do have to eat one (generally more toxins, the higher up the food chain you go; can have damagingly high levels of vitamin A - dog and bear can liver be fatal, possibly others too).

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wickedwaterwitch · 08/11/2015 20:27

Pmsl at thread title

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MERLYPUSSEDOFF · 08/11/2015 21:37

My MIL has eaten leopard when she was younger. Can't remember what she said it tasted like.

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