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To ask for MNtters' help to find a truly ugly Xmas bauble?

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Farandole Sat 07-Nov-15 20:38:22

It's for a charity auction at work. Ideally it would be both ugly and funny, so people will bid for it.

Any expert ebayers/googlers on here?

Manamanah Sat 07-Nov-15 20:55:55

Pretty much anything on offer here: www.paperchase.co.uk/christmas/christmas-decorations/all-christmas-decorations

CrohnicallyAspie Sat 07-Nov-15 20:59:51

I typed in 'Christmas bauble handmade' into eBay.

Highlights include: minions in Santa hats, button baubles, some weird handpainted cottages, and emojis!

CruCru Sat 07-Nov-15 21:02:03

You can buy stainless steel decorations from Robert Welch.

Farandole Sat 07-Nov-15 21:02:16

Paperchase is too easy as there's one next door to my office.

I like the emojis idea. <off to google>

CrohnicallyAspie Sat 07-Nov-15 21:02:38

That's glitter emojis.

Scoobydoo8 Sat 07-Nov-15 21:07:45

Asda do a glass moose bauble

Sorry link didn't work

Farandole Sat 07-Nov-15 21:08:32

snowman

Is it me, or does this look like a chopped penis in the snow?

myotherusernameisbetter Sat 07-Nov-15 21:10:03

and if you are searching on facebook selling pages then you'd better type ball ball instead of bauble wink

Farandole Sat 07-Nov-15 21:15:05

I'm loving that glass moose! Also like the Asda rainbow (lots of gay colleagues who may bid for it!).

Im not on Facebook so don't have access to the real treasures.

NoonAim Sat 07-Nov-15 21:15:51

some erm unusual ones

Not sure if you can by them though.

myotherusernameisbetter Sat 07-Nov-15 21:17:55

www.amazon.co.uk/Giant-Microbes-Christmas-Tree-Ornaments/dp/B004C3FCC2

RainbowCake Sat 07-Nov-15 21:25:42

No words for this one
www.therange.co.uk/furry-woodland-bauble/baubles/the-range/fcp-product/116482

RaspberryOverload Sat 07-Nov-15 21:27:09

Noonaim you can buy the farting Santa ones, there's a link to the Amazon page.....

RaspberryOverload Sat 07-Nov-15 21:27:57

Looks like most if not all have links...

Gunpowder Sat 07-Nov-15 21:28:02

shock Rainbow. Just what you always wanted, a merkin on your Christmas tree.

RainbowCake Sat 07-Nov-15 21:30:37

More corkers from the range
www.therange.co.uk/deer-heart-bauble//the-range/fcp-product/116471

www.therange.co.uk/hanging-gold-handbag//the-range/fcp-product/117018

Allthatnonsense Sat 07-Nov-15 21:30:41

Rainbowcake - that bauble is just marvellous! I have no idea why or what, but it makes me laugh and wonder!

RainbowCake Sat 07-Nov-15 21:32:31

Ace isn't it Gunpowder?
You could have a whole inappropriate Christmas tree themegrin

Farandole Sat 07-Nov-15 21:33:15

???? these just keep getting better and better!! Rainbow I love it. I'm also fond of the microbes - very cute.

I knew I could count on you guys. flowers

RainbowCake Sat 07-Nov-15 21:36:25

Allthatnonsense apparently it is woodland! Woodland what I do not know. Roadkill?

RaspberryOverload Sat 07-Nov-15 21:48:34

Some more interesting baubles... grin

Farandole Sat 07-Nov-15 21:56:56

You can just image the creatives sitting around a table, going "Right, in the past few years we have styled Christmas around fairies, snowmen and woodland animals. What's left? I know! MINGES."

Farandole Sat 07-Nov-15 21:57:38

*imagine even

CrohnicallyAspie Sat 07-Nov-15 21:58:11

raspberry I quite like number 9 on that list, especially the labia, it's quite subtle and takes a few glances before you realise that's what it is!

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