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To think I have to quit my job, change my name and leave the country!

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m1nniedriver Fri 06-Nov-15 15:35:39

Today at work I tripped up. These things happen, right? Unfortunately I tripped into a senior member of the medical team where I work. I grabbed out in a feeble attemp to right myself, I failed and took him down with me. I landed on top of him with my head directly between his legs blush I don't mean between his knees I mean directly on his crotch, in a packed tearoom sad I want to die!

TwatByName Fri 06-Nov-15 15:37:49


Sorry grin

DextersMistress Fri 06-Nov-15 15:40:30


Yanbu, get packing!

DingleberryDip Fri 06-Nov-15 15:40:42

Don't forget extensive plastic surgery.

It's never a good idea to be on sniffing terms with your boss's genitalia.

miaowroar Fri 06-Nov-15 15:44:01

It's never a good idea to be on sniffing terms with your boss's genitalia

Tea all over the keyboard AGAIN! grin grin grin

nocoolnamesleft Fri 06-Nov-15 15:46:02

Hahahahahahahaaahhahaha. Brilliant.

Um, sorry, I mean oh dear. Poor you.

Possibly as well that there were so many witnesses: makes it clearly accidental, so neither of you will be getting packed off for a redo of mandatory training on sexual harrassment.

There's going to be some leg pulling for that one. But it'll blow over.

In about 10 years.

I'd love it if someone managed to lighten, say, one of our M&M meetings this way....

CuntryLiving Fri 06-Nov-15 15:46:10

Ahahahaha, how did he react?

BlackAmericanoNoSugar Fri 06-Nov-15 16:05:09

I hear Alaska can be lovely in the summer, probably best to be careful and go further though, perhaps New Zealand. grin That's so funny. Will you blush overtime you pass him in the corridor?

munkisocks Fri 06-Nov-15 16:18:05

This thread is the reason I just scared my sleeping baby awake laughing

Didn't you at least ask him to dinner first gringringrin

Seeyounearertime Fri 06-Nov-15 16:20:53

He may have enjoyed it?
Maybe ask him out to dinner first next time though?

HelenaJustina Fri 06-Nov-15 16:27:06

grin brilliant, just what I needed at the back end of the week! Brazen it out OP, you'll be fine not!

DoctorTwo Fri 06-Nov-15 16:29:55

If you're going to fail, fail with style, and you certainly did that. Well done. grin

fortifiedwithtea Fri 06-Nov-15 16:34:31

Quote of the day: "It's never a good idea to be on sniffing terms with your boss's genitalia."


Sorry OP. Maybe hope as you said medical team, worse embarrassing things have happened to him. Clutches at straws.

Milanisabadman Fri 06-Nov-15 16:39:08

I feel for you OP, I really do, but this gave me my first belly laugh for the week grin ...sorry. Good luck with the move wink

m1nniedriver Fri 06-Nov-15 16:50:33

He didn't reslly react, perhaps it was the shock sad I asked if he was okay, he confirmed that he was. I apologised profusely and hobbled away to the changing rooms to get myself together wash my face thankfully it was right at the end of my shift, I was in the tearoom retrieving my breakfast that I'd not had a chance to eat.

The witnesses I'm sure this is what the judge will call them when I'm in the dock on a sexual assault charge were laughing and as I left I'm fairly sure I heard a few claps blushconfused

Eva50 Fri 06-Nov-15 17:06:08

I had to search your name to see if you were my colleague. She recently had to be extracted from under the waiting room chairs by a consultant and some patients after performing an accidental triple toe loop whilst calling a patient through for his appointment. We wouldn't want her to change her job she brightens up the clinic.

Does your tea room have CCTV?

m1nniedriver Fri 06-Nov-15 17:08:51

im confident that if any if my colleagues witnesses see this post they will have little doubt who I am blush

thefutureofpolitics Fri 06-Nov-15 17:09:49

Haha, I like it!!! How embarrassing! blush After my last job working for somebody else, I am currently in hiding in the Ecuadorian Embassy and will shortly be making a speech from the balcony. I think I have had a fatwa placed on me or something, terrible! hmm

m1nniedriver Fri 06-Nov-15 17:11:45

Oh sweet baby jeebus Ive no idea, I hope not! shock

<imagines them all sitting round a tv screen eating celebrations pissing themselves at my face in the surgeons nuts>

RedF0x Fri 06-Nov-15 17:15:12

nightmare! I once was sitting in my boss's swivel swivel chair, with my arms on the arms of the chair, my hands hanging over the edge of the arms of the chair in a relaxed fashion, I swung the chair round and ended up cupping my boss's penis. So embarrassing. The reason I was in his chair was because he had been trying to put my stick in to his computer and I was just telling him what document to look for. He couldn't find it and although it was risky, to cut the tension I said laughing ''is it in yet?''. I think he thought I was trying to sedoos him.

sleepwhenidie Fri 06-Nov-15 17:15:33

It could be worse OP...ponders two old threads where OP walked into local swimming pool wearing only her bikini top and the one whose bandeau maxi dress (no bra) slid down at school, flashing all the kids and parents shock

m1nniedriver Fri 06-Nov-15 17:19:30

gringringrin. Yes, they are MUCH worse shock

HairyLittleCarrot Fri 06-Nov-15 17:22:16

Oh dear.
Last year I was at a posh Christmas ball, sashaying down a few steps (all sassy like) towards the loos, when I stood on my dress, stumbled, launched myself forward, landed on one knee and faceplanted in the generous bosom of a lady waiting in the loo queue. Like I was paying homage to her boobs. And then I had to stand there and wait for a cubicle to come free, which naturally took a millennium.

But yours is worse.


Nonnainglese Fri 06-Nov-15 17:25:14


Will it be on CCTV OP? <hopefully make you famous far and wide >

OhBigHairyBollocks Fri 06-Nov-15 17:31:15

Hahahahaahaha grin

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