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To be getting myself in a right old (admittedly almost enjoyable) tizzy over this date?

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SolidGoldBrass Wed 04-Nov-15 18:27:21

So I have a date - well, a shag-date lined up for Sunday afternoon.
I absolutely do not know what to do with myself this week. I am horrendously out of practice (haven't had sex with anyone else for several years) and panicking that he will be disappointed with my obsolete skills and aging body (he is a lot younger than me).

I do know that if it doesn't work out, he is a genuinely nice bloke and we will be able to laugh it off and have a cup of tea and not worry but still...

EatShitDerek Wed 04-Nov-15 18:33:57

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DancingWithWillard Wed 04-Nov-15 18:37:41

Well personally I would be getting a wax grin

In all seriousness, I have been reliably informed that men do not see women's bodies as we see our own. He will love your body as long as you appear comfortable in it.

It will be great, have fun and relax.

ObsidianBlackbirdMcNight Wed 04-Nov-15 18:48:14

Ooh exciting
I want a sex date. Have had nothing but disappointing sex since my ex. Sad.

ephemeralfairy Wed 04-Nov-15 18:50:19

Aww sex dates are great! I dunno, have a good old scrub and moisturise, trim/shave/wax as to your preference, nice perfume, wear something that makes you feel good.
Am quite jealous grin

SaucyJack Wed 04-Nov-15 18:51:03

I did not expect to see you as the OP SGB!

What would you say if someone else had posted this? Do that.

SolidGoldBrass Wed 04-Nov-15 19:25:11

Yes, I know, the fact that it's 'me' is a bit embarrassing. Part of the reason I'm flapping is that part of the reason Nice Young Man fancies me is because of my wide-ranging experience and all that.
We are having a lot of filthy conversations on FB messaging at the moment.

(BTW, he is actually someone I know: we share a hobby and we have been flirting for months and months and finally decided to go for it).

EatShitDerek Wed 04-Nov-15 20:44:45

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SolidGoldBrass Wed 04-Nov-15 21:37:17

Gah. I don't have time (or childcare) to get any practice in.

nilbyname Wed 04-Nov-15 21:45:47

Well! He'll be nervous too, you've got all the power here. Enjoy it.

I would have drink before he arrived. I would say that sort of afternoon would be a 2 drink minimum!

SolidGoldBrass Wed 04-Nov-15 21:47:43

I'm going over to his place. Don't want to risk DS and his father turning up mid session...

nilbyname Wed 04-Nov-15 21:49:02

Oh god, no, no intrusions!

ENtertainmentAppreciated Wed 04-Nov-15 21:51:10

Aacht you're not going to be whipping up as near perfect a Victoria Sponge as you can, so the WI can critique it. You're not going to be competing at Olympic standard archery or anything like it.

Pamper and preen so that you feel as brilliant as you possibly can and then just go with the flow.

Angst is very offputting and unsexy. You need to psyche yourself into the right zone and it'll be fun wine Remember SGB that you're probably going to be your own harshest critic and your date is going to be looking forward to a good night out with none of this bother.

SaucyJack Wed 04-Nov-15 21:56:42

Ah it'll all come flooding back I'm sure. Just have a few shots and pretend you're playing a dom role until you get into it.

Sounds a damn sight more fun than staying home and watching the Eastenders omnibus any road.

Good luck!

SpongeBobJudgeyPants Wed 04-Nov-15 22:00:52

Relax, it's going to be just fine! smile

Handywoman Wed 04-Nov-15 22:01:56

Oh, SGB! A sex date! So much more fun than an actual date!

Wax and preen and make yourself feel amazing. Chemistry and maybe alcohol will do the rest.

<lives vicariously>

magimedi Wed 04-Nov-15 22:54:52

SGB -you will be fine!

You are an outgoing, attractive & very confident woman & he is a lucky, lucky man to be getting that shag.

Just make sure that you have had a shower & done your teeth & then let your 'basic instincts' take over!

Have fun!

AnyFucker Wed 04-Nov-15 22:55:46

I hope he isn't a let down smile

Fatmomma99 Wed 04-Nov-15 23:50:40

Shave, moisturise (with something that smells nice), wear underwear you feel fabulous in and have a great time!

You sound like a catch!

SolidGoldBrass Thu 05-Nov-15 01:11:32

<fans self> After tonight's very rude FB chat I am now feeling rather more confident. Muahahahahahaha. Must remember to paint my toenails.

FruVikingessOla Thu 05-Nov-15 07:33:16

"I did not expect to see you as the OP SGB!"

Me neither!

Have a great time SGB wink wink

Roussette Thu 05-Nov-15 07:50:31

Have a great time! Paint toenails, shave legs, and moisturise all over. A lovely smelling moisturiser lasts longer than any sort of perfume especially when he explores every little bit of you including the important little places!

Enjoy SGB! (I don't know many on here any more but do recognise your name, you were very kind to me yonks ago when before I changed my name, you won't remember, but I do!)

SolidGoldBrass Fri 06-Nov-15 13:08:11

48 hours to go. Eek. He was out on a date with someone else last night which apparently went well but is still raring to go on Sunday.

(monogamy/exclusivity is NOT an option here because I have already rejected the idea so it's not 'he's a player'.)

fledermouse Fri 06-Nov-15 13:23:09

The whole thing sounds deeply depressing and unromantic.

AnyFucker Fri 06-Nov-15 14:16:48

I don't think either of them are looking for "romance" ??

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