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AIBU?

To report this male prostitute to 111

87 replies

chibrowoo · 03/11/2015 21:43

He's contacted me on an online dating profile twice now. I've reported him once a few weeks ago and nothing has happened with his account.

Firstly its clearly against the t&c of the app to use for selling yourself, secondly I don't need to pay for it and its pretty insulting. He may have a good body, but the face is very average.

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Report

Snossidge · 03/11/2015 21:44

You'd report him to the NHS? For what?

brittabot · 03/11/2015 21:45

What if his face was above average?

Wigglebummunch31 · 03/11/2015 21:46

Snossidge

AnthonyPandy · 03/11/2015 21:46

He may have a good body, but the face is very average.

'Very average'?

Disgraceful. Report him.

ghostyslovesheep · 03/11/2015 21:48

but is he giving you medical advice?

SilentlyScreamingAgain · 03/11/2015 21:49

I wonder if he'd get a call back or an ambulance for an average face?

Shutthatdoor · 03/11/2015 21:49

What do you expect the NHS to do about it exactly?

YakTriangle · 03/11/2015 21:51

Only an average face? Poor him.

SilentlyScreamingAgain · 03/11/2015 21:51

CBT?

MotherOfFlagons · 03/11/2015 21:51

I cannot stop laughing at this.

MrsBertMacklin · 03/11/2015 21:53

I think we need to see if his offer is as insulting as you claim before advising - can you post a screenshot of his profile?

twirlypoo · 03/11/2015 21:54

Oh I've had a shit day but this has made me proper

Brilliant!

SilentlyScreamingAgain · 03/11/2015 21:55

I can't wait for the OP to post the link. We all want to see this 'average face'.

Milkand2sugarsplease · 03/11/2015 21:56

Perhaps the local NHS staff are having a bad day and need cheering up with his lovely body???

AnthonyPandy · 03/11/2015 21:57

Oh hang on, I get it - report his average face to the NHS then they will give him plastic surgery.

SilentlyScreamingAgain · 03/11/2015 21:57

Please don't be insulted OP, I had Everest call just after I'd had my double glazing put in but it wasn't pointed, they were just in the area.

ghnocci · 03/11/2015 21:58

Definitely report. You'll need to know if his chest is a normal temperature though

ZoeConnor85 · 03/11/2015 22:01

I think she meant to put 101 lol

WorraLiberty · 03/11/2015 22:02

I love this thread

chibrowoo · 03/11/2015 22:02

Sorry ladies I obviously mean 101!

I dare not post a photo, that would get it deleted.

But in all seriousness is this something 101 would deal with?

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MotherOfFlagons · 03/11/2015 22:04

Please do phone 101 (or 111) then post their response here.

MrsBertMacklin · 03/11/2015 22:04

Fair enough about it getting the thread deleted, can you describe the face. Perhaps by equating him to a celebrity or what vegetable he most looks like?

GinAndSonic · 03/11/2015 22:06

Yes, report him to the nhs, he probably is due a sti check.

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