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To report this male prostitute to 111

(88 Posts)
chibrowoo Tue 03-Nov-15 21:43:54

He's contacted me on an online dating profile twice now. I've reported him once a few weeks ago and nothing has happened with his account.

Firstly its clearly against the t&c of the app to use for selling yourself, secondly I don't need to pay for it and its pretty insulting. He may have a good body, but the face is very average.

Snossidge Tue 03-Nov-15 21:44:49

You'd report him to the NHS? For what?

brittabot Tue 03-Nov-15 21:45:54

What if his face was above average?

Wigglebummunch31 Tue 03-Nov-15 21:46:47

Snossidge grin

AnthonyPandy Tue 03-Nov-15 21:46:49

He may have a good body, but the face is very average.

'Very average'?

Disgraceful. Report him.

ghostyslovesheep Tue 03-Nov-15 21:48:07

but is he giving you medical advice?

SilentlyScreamingAgain Tue 03-Nov-15 21:49:23

I wonder if he'd get a call back or an ambulance for an average face?

Shutthatdoor Tue 03-Nov-15 21:49:40

What do you expect the NHS to do about it exactly?

YakTriangle Tue 03-Nov-15 21:51:33

Only an average face? Poor him.

SilentlyScreamingAgain Tue 03-Nov-15 21:51:36

CBT?

MotherOfFlagons Tue 03-Nov-15 21:51:40

I cannot stop laughing at this.

MrsBertMacklin Tue 03-Nov-15 21:53:57

I think we need to see if his offer is as insulting as you claim before advising - can you post a screenshot of his profile?

twirlypoo Tue 03-Nov-15 21:54:25

Oh I've had a shit day but this has made me proper grin

Brilliant!

SilentlyScreamingAgain Tue 03-Nov-15 21:55:46

I can't wait for the OP to post the link. We all want to see this 'average face'.

Milkand2sugarsplease Tue 03-Nov-15 21:56:22

Perhaps the local NHS staff are having a bad day and need cheering up with his lovely body???

AnthonyPandy Tue 03-Nov-15 21:57:07

Oh hang on, I get it - report his average face to the NHS then they will give him plastic surgery.

SilentlyScreamingAgain Tue 03-Nov-15 21:57:39

Please don't be insulted OP, I had Everest call just after I'd had my double glazing put in but it wasn't pointed, they were just in the area.

ghnocci Tue 03-Nov-15 21:58:31

Definitely report. You'll need to know if his chest is a normal temperature though

ZoeConnor85 Tue 03-Nov-15 22:01:49

gringrin
I think she meant to put 101 lol

WorraLiberty Tue 03-Nov-15 22:02:05

I love this thread grin

chibrowoo Tue 03-Nov-15 22:02:35

Sorry ladies I obviously mean 101!

I dare not post a photo, that would get it deleted.

But in all seriousness is this something 101 would deal with?

SauvignonBlanche Tue 03-Nov-15 22:03:17

grin

lexigrey Tue 03-Nov-15 22:03:39

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

MotherOfFlagons Tue 03-Nov-15 22:04:02

Please do phone 101 (or 111) then post their response here.

MrsBertMacklin Tue 03-Nov-15 22:04:58

Fair enough about it getting the thread deleted, can you describe the face. Perhaps by equating him to a celebrity or what vegetable he most looks like?

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