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To avoid visiting this friend and her husband from now on?

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Mia1079 Sun 01-Nov-15 14:24:22

One of my new(ish) friends that I met through a hobby about 8 months ago invited me round to her house for lunch with her husband. Now I'm not a prude or anything, but imagine this: everything was normal, we'd just finished having lunch and she said to him:

"I really want an iPad. I know we're meant to be saving money but if you pick one up for me when you go out later, there'll be a blowjob in it for you."

A conversation then ensues where he umm-s and ahhs, says he would need more sexual favours than that and the conversation ends with her poking his tongue out, him saying "don't tongue me!" and her replying, "you've never said that before!"

I'm sat through the whole of this like confused
Was this weird or am I being unreasonable to have felt really uncomfortable? I don't even know them that well (have only met her husband once before) and with just the three of us sat there, it was so awkward!

Woke up to a text from her this morning..."I managed to convince him to get me an iPad in the end but I had to agree to all sorts of sexual favours lol"

I know they're married. I know they have sex... but I don't want to hear about it. I wouldn't over share details about my relationships so I would appreciate the same (at least with this friend.) AIBU to avoid being alone with these two again?!

pillowaddict Sun 01-Nov-15 14:29:00

Definitely odd. I would reply saying that you don't want to hear about that and to be honest yesterday made you feel uncomfortable. And say no to any dinner invitations in the future/avoid alcohol fuelled situations - seems like they're overstepping boundaries and may be trying it on!!

SoleBizzzz Sun 01-Nov-15 14:29:50

Well i would have felt really uncomfortable and sick. I would have imagine they were swingers trying to guauge my reaction!


McButtonwillow Sun 01-Nov-15 14:30:33


Seriously inappropriate and her text was way too much information. I would definitely avoid being alone with them, do you think they were hoping for a threesome?

SoleBizzzz Sun 01-Nov-15 14:31:47

I'm glad it isn't just me feeling like they were looking to recruit a new swinger/threesome!


AnyFucker Sun 01-Nov-15 14:32:47

Swingers !

Run for your life !


Hadalifeonce Sun 01-Nov-15 14:33:00

that would have me feel very uncomfortable too. If you actually like her and want to continue to see her, could a fairly light-hearted response along the lines of............ good for you, but far too much information for me thanks!?

If you're not bothered, then ignore.

Mia1079 Sun 01-Nov-15 14:33:11

I bloody hope not!! She's never given off vibes like that before but I'm starting to wonder now.

naitimum Sun 01-Nov-15 14:33:56

Someone I used to know did this, it almost felt like she was hoping for a really prudish reaction from me when she discussed intimate details of blow jobs etc. I used to just nod at her and try and change the subject. We don't see each other any more and I don't miss that side of her, it was odd.

mmgirish Sun 01-Nov-15 14:34:49

That is both really weird and inappropriate! I would avoid them if I were you.

Mia1079 Sun 01-Nov-15 14:36:41

Just noticed in my OP I wrote

her poking his tongue out

obviously I meant she was poking HER tongue out. Though I would have preferred if nobody was doing anything.

MaudGonneMad Sun 01-Nov-15 14:37:50

These are SEX PEOPLE!!

KingJoffreyLikesJaffaCakes Sun 01-Nov-15 14:38:05

I think you were invited around for more than just lunch.

MovingOnUpMovingOnOut Sun 01-Nov-15 14:39:57

Why can't she buy her own bloody ipad? Publicly discussing sex for favours is rough no matter what the relationship.

Dirty pair.

KingJoffreyLikesJaffaCakes Sun 01-Nov-15 14:40:13

Do they have any wicker hearts hanging up in their home?

Wicker hearts are the new Pampas Grass.

(I live on a 70s estate covered in Pampas Grass. I frequently hear peeps shagging.)

TheAnswerIsYes Sun 01-Nov-15 14:40:26

My first thought was that they are swingers.

I would just text back TMI and ignore it because I'm a coward.

MovingOnUpMovingOnOut Sun 01-Nov-15 14:41:22

Yeah I was waiting for the bartering to get a little more interesting too KingJoffrey. Did they have pampas grass out the front op? And are you sure you picked up your own keys on the way out? shock wink

ALaughAMinute Sun 01-Nov-15 14:42:47

She's testing the water to see if you're up for it. If you're not then it's probably best you don't see them again.

CalleighDoodle Sun 01-Nov-15 14:43:35

Wicket hearts? Really? I seenloads of those twee hearts hanging in windows as im driving about. Is there a particular one, as i dont think such a high proportion of my town are swingers.

winewolfhowls Sun 01-Nov-15 14:44:21

Wicker hearts did you say? My Mil has lots of those, with ribbons on. Gulp.

VenusInFauxFurs Sun 01-Nov-15 14:44:37

So what was the hobby you met through? Was it a swingers' club?

I agree with pps, they were sounding you out. Steer clear if those sorts of shenanigans don't float your boat.

(Btw, did they have pampas grass outside their house? Or a hot tub in the back garden? thlsmile

Mia1079 Sun 01-Nov-15 14:44:45

No, no sign of anything like that grin

It's just so bizarre. I don't think they're swingers because she's been going on about a friend she wants me to meet because she thinks we'd make a nice couple. Hopefully the 'friend' isn't actually her husband hmm

I did completely ignore the text though and just changed the subject. I talked about cleaning the bathroom instead grin

ImperialBlether Sun 01-Nov-15 14:45:42

You were the dessert and the iPad was to film it.


CalleighDoodle Sun 01-Nov-15 14:45:46

Omg ive just realised this is hanging in my living room window! Are my neighbours silently judging me?

Mia1079 Sun 01-Nov-15 14:45:51

Venus, the hobby was a photography club. Not that kind of photography, either.

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