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OMG...Minty Fresh!

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Thudercatsrule Sat 31-Oct-15 20:48:20

AIBU to want to strangle my children?!

So...I'd just put my boys to bed, went into the bathroom and one of them had managed to dribble toothpaste on the floor. So, I scooped up some toilet roll, wiped it up and then went for a wee.

(Can you see where this is going?!)

Anyway the fireworks outside the window were amazing so my mind wandered to when I was a little girl and the fireworks I saw...blah blah blah went my mind...i finished my wee, washed my hands and then it happened! Burning searing minty fresh pain! Yes, I had used the toothpaste sodden toilet paper...OMG the pain! And what did my DH do when I staggered downstairs the stairs....he bent over double and giggled at me!

So, would AIBU to want to wake my boys up and strangle them?!

WannabeLaraCroft Sat 31-Oct-15 21:16:28

Ooh ouch!! At least you hadn't just been chopping up chillis.........

Don't wake them up, but strangle your DH for laughing at you! grin

MrsJayy Sat 31-Oct-15 21:30:37

<wince> that had to hurt i got toothpaste in my eye once 1 of the kids got it on a towel thought i was going blind. Minty foof must be zingy grin

Leavingsosoon Sat 31-Oct-15 21:33:08

Has anyone ever used original mint source shower gel?

I bought some as a student once. Oh gosh.

SurlyCue Sat 31-Oct-15 21:34:10

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Leavingsosoon Sat 31-Oct-15 21:36:04

confused Me, or OP?

This stuff?

Thudercatsrule Sat 31-Oct-15 21:42:37

SurlyCue Sat 31-Oct-15 21:34:10
Uh huh. Sure you did. hmm

Was this comment for me??

SurlyCue Sat 31-Oct-15 21:45:31

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SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius Sat 31-Oct-15 21:46:14

We have a member who used whitening toothpaste to try to bleach her bum hole. She regretted it - it went blue!

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius Sat 31-Oct-15 21:46:47

I mean, there is a MN member...

Thudercatsrule Sat 31-Oct-15 21:54:15

Well beg my pardon for thinking I could share, what I thought was a funny moment on here.

It is original for me because I've never done it before and will hopefully never do it again.

And if you knew what it was before you read it, why bother to read it?

BathshebaDarkstone Sat 31-Oct-15 21:58:30

Also, Lush's Freeze shower gel has a similar effect. Never tried the Original Mint Source one. Oh poor you! shock

MrsJayy Sat 31-Oct-15 22:04:22

What bum bleaching wtf isTHAT about

Battleshiphips2 Sat 31-Oct-15 22:12:32

I remember my poor dad coming home from work once and rubbing fiery jack (it was called something like that) on his aching muscles. He went to the loo without washing his hands! He was almost crying with the pain and we were crying with laughter. He laughs about it now though.

sparechange Sat 31-Oct-15 22:14:45

Sorry, OP but I did an involuntary snortlaugh

You have my sympathy. I did something similar with deep heat. Applied it to my bum before the shower, and it managed to dribble down and around to my lady parts. Lordy, the burn...

sparechange Sat 31-Oct-15 22:15:16

Bum as in buttocks, rather than bum hole, to clarify...

Battleshiphips2 Sat 31-Oct-15 22:18:33

Haha I was a bit shock at applying deep heat to your bum hole, glad you clarified that sparechange

Doraydiego Sat 31-Oct-15 22:22:01

Surely you would have disposed of the toilet paper first though? So you were still holding it when you went for a wee? I agree with surlycue, this gets repeated often.

Thudercatsrule Sat 31-Oct-15 22:22:33

Omg....deep heat?! Does it make me bad that knowing others have suffered like me makes me feel a bit (a lot) better!

SurlyCue Sat 31-Oct-15 22:28:42

Surely you would have disposed of the toilet paper first though?

No, no, you'd keep it in your hand even while undoing your zipper and pulling your trousers and pants down. That wouldnt be awkward or noticeable at all. confused

Thudercatsrule Sat 31-Oct-15 22:44:36

Surlycue I'm not if I should concerned that you are imagining how I do wee? No zippers on pj bottoms by the way grin

Thudercatsrule Sat 31-Oct-15 22:45:22

*not sure

SurlyCue Sat 31-Oct-15 22:49:56

Concerned for who? What harm does me imagining you having a wee do? confused anyway i was thinking of myself wiping the floor and then holding onto (Just why?) the dirty loo roll while i undid my zipper, pulled my jeans and knickers down all while having the loo roll in my hand! confused common sense says it would get in the way and you'd remember you were holding it and bin it. Or throw it in the toilet

Siwi Sat 31-Oct-15 22:54:53

Never brush your teeth with immac/Nair.
I thought that my tongue might disappear.
(Polishes Darwin Award)

QOD Sat 31-Oct-15 22:59:19

Best minjury I had was that alcohol oil you rub on gel nails to dry them. The burn .....

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