To ask who you'd choose if you were ordered by royal decree to have a torrid affair?

[squoosh]

Risk of being thrown in the Tower/put in the stocks and all that malarkey if you refuse.

Today I think I'd go for Ralph Fiennes. Look how pretty he is. Yes he's all tortured and angsty and probably ponders endlessly on his 'craft' (yawwwn) but he's just so alluring.

No doubt he'd be a tad high maintenance in the long run but for an enforced torrid affair I think he'd do very nicely indeed. Plus he's probably into all manner of eye popping sexual shenanigans. And let's face it, what's the point of a torrid affair without some eye poppery. Am I right?

[thedevilinmyshoes]

He's a bit old isn't he?

[squoosh]

Too old for Miley Cyrus, too young for Queen Elizabeth.

[sofato5miles]

Eye poppery is LAW.

[Gatekeeper]

Sean Pertwee; he looks like a right mucky bugger

[RoisinIwanttofightyourfather]

Kenneth Branagh. We're in love. Well, he would totally fall in love with me if we met. And if he didn't already love his wife. (Shakes fist at Mrs Branagh)

[scarevola]

By royal decree?

Then Harry, please.

[PlummyBrummy]

Huge Ackman. Mmmmmmm

[MatildaTheCat]

Ralph is nice but might be a bit over poncy and high brow for a torrid affair. George clooney would never disappoint, surely? Matt Damon...

[floatyflo]

Tom Hardy. But then I wouldn't want the affair to end so I'd have to blackmail him into marrying me.

[EnthusiasmDisturbed]

I love beards his I am not so sure about

mmm I think today it would be Idris Elba

from your op I am assuming we can change daily though I would prefer it weekly myself

[LunchpackOfNotreDame]

Gérard Butler

[LunchpackOfNotreDame]

I have no idea where that accent came from!

[TeamScoutRifle]

All good suggestions...can I have them all?

[MythicalKings]

[Cocolepew]

As much as I love Bradley Cooper I'm not a 100% sure he'd satisfy me . So I'll pick Joaquin Phoenix

[Abidewithme3]

What a great thread.

Mmm yes Ralph lovely. Liam Neeson, David Beckham, Benedict what's his face, the whole of the New Zealand rugby team, (bit of rough) oh and the one who played Jean Hackmen in life on mars.

That covers October.

[Christinayangstwistedsista]

Thor and Tom Hardy...I'm greedy

[Sgtmajormummy]

I've been waiting for an excuse like this my life... All right Jeremy Irons, you just lie back and think of the Queen!

[squoosh]

You're planning a ummm, full social diary there Abide!

[Toooldtobearsed]

Rob Lowe.

Nuff said.

[iklboo]

All the Avengers, including Agent Coulson & probably Nick Fury as well. On a rota basis, obviously.

[LemonBreeland]

Aljaz Skorjanec. Never mind the fact that he is 13 years younger than me.

[TaliZorah]

Daniel Radcliffe

[LunchpackOfNotreDame]

Can I add the short stocky beardy staff guy from the SAS programme on 4? No idea what his name is but he's lovely

[MaxPepsi]

Oh goodness, It would have to be James Blunt. He looks like he would be downright dirty in bed.
I reckon I could shag him for days. And days........and days!