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To ask who you'd choose if you were ordered by royal decree to have a torrid affair?

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squoosh Tue 27-Oct-15 13:17:38

Risk of being thrown in the Tower/put in the stocks and all that malarkey if you refuse.

Today I think I'd go for Ralph Fiennes. Look how pretty he is. Yes he's all tortured and angsty and probably ponders endlessly on his 'craft' (yawwwn) but he's just so alluring.

No doubt he'd be a tad high maintenance in the long run but for an enforced torrid affair I think he'd do very nicely indeed. Plus he's probably into all manner of eye popping sexual shenanigans. And let's face it, what's the point of a torrid affair without some eye poppery. Am I right?

thedevilinmyshoes Tue 27-Oct-15 13:18:18

He's a bit old isn't he?

squoosh Tue 27-Oct-15 13:19:01

Too old for Miley Cyrus, too young for Queen Elizabeth.

sofato5miles Tue 27-Oct-15 13:19:38

Eye poppery is LAW.

Gatekeeper Tue 27-Oct-15 13:20:43

Sean Pertwee; he looks like a right mucky buggergrin

RoisinIwanttofightyourfather Tue 27-Oct-15 13:20:56

Kenneth Branagh. We're in love. Well, he would totally fall in love with me if we met. And if he didn't already love his wife. (Shakes fist at Mrs Branagh)

scarevola Tue 27-Oct-15 13:21:14

By royal decree?

Then Harry, please.


PlummyBrummy Tue 27-Oct-15 13:22:23

Huge Ackman. Mmmmmmm

MatildaTheCat Tue 27-Oct-15 13:22:43

Ralph is nice but might be a bit over poncy and high brow for a torrid affair. George clooney would never disappoint, surely? Matt Damon...

floatyflo Tue 27-Oct-15 13:23:06

Tom Hardy. But then I wouldn't want the affair to end so I'd have to blackmail him into marrying me.

EnthusiasmDisturbed Tue 27-Oct-15 13:24:58

I love beards his I am not so sure about

mmm I think today it would be Idris Elba

from your op I am assuming we can change daily though I would prefer it weekly myself

LunchpackOfNotreDame Tue 27-Oct-15 13:25:48

Gérard Butler

LunchpackOfNotreDame Tue 27-Oct-15 13:26:12

I have no idea where that accent came from!

TeamScoutRifle Tue 27-Oct-15 13:27:07

All good suggestions...can I have them all? wink

MythicalKings Tue 27-Oct-15 13:28:20

<rushes in to be the first to grab Johnny Depp>

Cocolepew Tue 27-Oct-15 13:28:55

As much as I love Bradley Cooper I'm not a 100% sure he'd satisfy me hmm. So I'll pick Joaquin Phoenix

Abidewithme3 Tue 27-Oct-15 13:29:46

What a great thread.

Mmm yes Ralph lovely. Liam Neeson, David Beckham, Benedict what's his face, the whole of the New Zealand rugby team, (bit of rough) oh and the one who played Jean Hackmen in life on mars.

That covers October. grin

Christinayangstwistedsista Tue 27-Oct-15 13:30:04

Thor and Tom Hardy...I'm greedy

Sgtmajormummy Tue 27-Oct-15 13:30:16

I've been waiting for an excuse like this my life... All right Jeremy Irons, you just lie back and think of the Queen!

squoosh Tue 27-Oct-15 13:30:37

You're planning a ummm, full social diary there Abide!

Toooldtobearsed Tue 27-Oct-15 13:31:31

Rob Lowe.

Nuff said.

iklboo Tue 27-Oct-15 13:32:52

All the Avengers, including Agent Coulson & probably Nick Fury as well. On a rota basis, obviously.

LemonBreeland Tue 27-Oct-15 13:33:28

Aljaz Skorjanec. Never mind the fact that he is 13 years younger than me.

TaliZorah Tue 27-Oct-15 13:33:51

Daniel Radcliffe

LunchpackOfNotreDame Tue 27-Oct-15 13:33:57

Can I add the short stocky beardy staff guy from the SAS programme on 4? No idea what his name is but he's lovely

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