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To be fat, live in a 6 bedroomed CH and send my children to private school?

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usual Sun 18-Oct-15 13:51:13

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

hiddenhome2 Sun 18-Oct-15 13:53:19

You don't get six bedroomed council houses. You must have two houses, knocked into one.

NaughtToThreeSadOnions Sun 18-Oct-15 13:53:20

Are you an immigrant? And how many children have you got?!

PushAPushPop Sun 18-Oct-15 13:53:57


I would if I couldgrin

hiddenhome2 Sun 18-Oct-15 13:53:59

How many of your kids have adhd?

FairNotFair Sun 18-Oct-15 13:54:22

But do you have a loo brush?

BrieAndChilli Sun 18-Oct-15 13:54:28

Ah but do you have a goat and a flat screen TV?

PHANTOMnamechanger Sun 18-Oct-15 13:55:22

how many fathers have your children got? do you work or spend all day wtaching crap TV and eating McDonalds? wink

HaydeeofMonteCristo Sun 18-Oct-15 13:56:22

Dah! I wanted to be the first to say goat!

00100001 Sun 18-Oct-15 13:56:26

Yabu, if you use flannels

PHANTOMnamechanger Sun 18-Oct-15 13:56:34

I guess you afford the school fees by entering your DCs into baby beauty pageants, yes?

usual Sun 18-Oct-15 13:58:10

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Sirzy Sun 18-Oct-15 13:58:13

I hope you don't work!

Oysterbabe Sun 18-Oct-15 13:58:25

I bet you dress the girls as princesses and spent £1000 each on them at Christmas.

FayKorgasm Sun 18-Oct-15 13:58:44

Bet you smoke too. Yoof of today.

Every1KnowsJeffTheJerkOlantern Sun 18-Oct-15 13:59:28

I bet you're having your tits done courtesy of the NHS too.

hiddenhome2 Sun 18-Oct-15 13:59:30

You deserve it. Why should you work? Evil capitalist exploitative practises.......grrrr

You go gurl!

FairNotFair Sun 18-Oct-15 14:01:32

...Mum?.... Is that you???

StayWithMe Sun 18-Oct-15 14:01:36

My £100000000 a week benefits pays the school fees.

Is that the dla you get cause you're too fat to work but well enough to referee the local football team, between exotic holidays?

WorraLiberty Sun 18-Oct-15 14:01:40


Are your kids tattooed and heavily pierced?

If not, I've heard the benny-fits people will give you free vouchers for Claire's Accessories.

YakTriangle Sun 18-Oct-15 14:01:41

I get the bit about flat screen TVs but I've never understood the part about goats. How did goats end up being part of a rant about people on benefits?

ghostyslovesheep Sun 18-Oct-15 14:03:35

as long as you cook from scratch you're all right by me

PHANTOMnamechanger Sun 18-Oct-15 14:04:23

I don't know about goats either or yaks for that matter there are goats on threads all over today!

Behooven Sun 18-Oct-15 14:04:45

Do you dress your baby in a bikini?

magimedi Sun 18-Oct-15 14:05:00

I think they are charidee goats!

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