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AIBU?

to think its a bit nippy to be shagging naked in the garden at 3am?

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liquidrevolution · 21/09/2015 08:33

My neighbours were romping naked in the garden in the early hours over the weekend. (We have a 14moDD who wakes a couple of times during the night or I would have missed it).

The first thought that went through my mind is 'it's a bit nippy for that' - does this mean I am turning into an old fogey?

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LemonPied · 21/09/2015 08:35

Decent bit of cardio does warm you up though.

AnUtterIdiot · 21/09/2015 08:37

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PressTheAButton · 21/09/2015 08:42

Time to turn the sprinklers on I think.

BlueJug · 21/09/2015 08:53

This made me nostalgic. I remember doing that. No chance now. Good for them - as long as they weren't disturbing anyone.

thehypocritesoaf · 21/09/2015 08:56

I would do that if I didn't have a bed to go to.
Are you sure it was your neighbours?!

reni2 · 21/09/2015 08:58

Ask them casually if they noticed the fox mating season starting early for some reason, they kept you up all night did they hear them?

NorbertDentressangle · 21/09/2015 09:00

Casually mention to them that you've noticed recently that another neighbour's CCTV camera appears to be pointing at their garden and see the look of horror cross their face!

Sighing · 21/09/2015 09:05

Well done them. Perhaps profer them some beechams in case thry develop a sniffle. chances are all the blood flow kept them warm enough.

monkeysox · 21/09/2015 09:19

Lol at CCTV and Fox suggestions

Maybe they like knowing people can see them?

Most gardens are overlooked at least a little bit!

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Nataleejah · 21/09/2015 09:28

Don't give me ideas...

MerryMarigold · 21/09/2015 09:34

I'd be very worried about slugs

Chillyegg · 21/09/2015 09:37

Goodness. Just think about the grass stains though!
Although it does remind me of the time I was viewing a house (middle of the day) and the neighbours were both stark bollock naked sunbathing. Both of them well into retirement I would say. ..but I did admire their persual of an all over tan.

Sighing · 21/09/2015 09:50

chillyegg ... i wonder if it was my parents .... it's very much them!

Tootsiepops · 21/09/2015 10:59

This has left me pondering the circumstances under which I'd consider naked shagging in the garden a good idea, and I've got absolutely nothing. Not even for Johnny Depp himself.

goodasitgets · 21/09/2015 11:00

It is a wee bit cold for it. Even in the woods at 1am
Ahem

twernip · 21/09/2015 11:33

MerryMarigold, I can second the slug-worry. Years ago, as my ex-husband lowered me tenderly onto the grass, my left shoulder exploded one of the slimy rascals. Ew, ew, I can still feel it now... >shudders

liquidrevolution · 21/09/2015 11:37

slugs! hadnt even thought of them. I would be more freaked out by the daddy long legs bouncing around in the light.

They didnt really disturb anyone, we just heard the grunting because we were up with the baby and her room looks over their garden. We knew that there were late night astromony sessions but obviously didnt realise mooning was part of it.

Sadly I don't get to speak to them often but when I do I will mention CCTV, Foxes and perhaps a new night vision drone I had heard was being tested in the area

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liquidrevolution · 21/09/2015 11:40

Chilly naked neighbours during the day. Fine if its a detatched house no overlooking properties but...

you didnt say if you bought the house?!

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Chillyegg · 21/09/2015 14:35

Oh goodness no we didn't buy the house because of the noise from traffic. ..at the time I didn't really think much of the naked duo.

MackerelOfFact · 21/09/2015 14:52

Tell them you've set up a nature cam and you think there were some wild boar in their garden last night, would they like to come and watch the footage?

liquidrevolution · 22/09/2015 09:50

excellent suggestion mackerel

DD has finally taken to sleeping through so no idea if they have done it again...

And to be fair its a lot quieter than when they are shagging indoors

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AuntieStella · 22/09/2015 10:00

"The first thought that went through my mind is 'it's a bit nippy for that' - does this mean I am turning into an old fogey?"

You can't be an old fogey, or at least not a menopausal one experiencing the joys of hot flushes. A bit nippy sounds great (slugs don't)

InimitableJeeves · 22/09/2015 10:04

Depends where you are, Sunday was a really nice day where I am so I imagine that it was reasonably warm overnight. Plus, of course, exercise warms you up

FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 22/09/2015 10:11

Then I'm an old fogey too. Garden shenanigans are for warm summer evenings surely. It's far too autumnal at the moment. Unless they had a nice bonfire going to keep them warm, I suppose.

I've got my layers on today. You'd be hard pushed to find any available skin, even if you wanted to. I'm like a pass the parcel present. You'd think you'd got to the final layer and "ooh! There's another one!".

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