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DH missed his parcel and is blaming me

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4VeryBlondes Mon 07-Sep-15 21:12:21

Dh was waiting for a parcel to be delivered and instead of waiting and listening out for it he was having s willy off in the garden with next door. I was in but didn't answer the door as I was in the bath and didn't want to get out. DH is blaming me saying if i heard the door I should have answered it but I think if he was expecting the parcel he should have been in the house listening for the door!! Now he has a face on and is blaming me. AIBU here???

StealthPolarBear Mon 07-Sep-15 21:13:28

A willy off???

Hobbes8 Mon 07-Sep-15 21:13:41

He was what in the where now?

Brekekekex Mon 07-Sep-15 21:14:09

He was having a what in the garden??

TenForward82 Mon 07-Sep-15 21:14:12

You were in the bath. He's being a tosser.

Though can you please clarify WHAT he was doing in the garden with next door? grin

MaliaGrace Mon 07-Sep-15 21:14:22

Must admit, having your willy off with next door neighbours does sound preferable to staying in

Just saying like...

chestnutmare Mon 07-Sep-15 21:14:23

A willy off?!

Gileswithachainsaw Mon 07-Sep-15 21:15:03

you were unavailable he knew this so he should have stayed in.

his willy off could wait

WingMirrorSpider Mon 07-Sep-15 21:15:10

Is it like Bake Off?

AnyFucker Mon 07-Sep-15 21:15:14

pardon ?

LittleMissLady Mon 07-Sep-15 21:15:15

Watching to find out just what exactly a willy off is!
This might be what I need to brighten my day!!

MrsGentlyBenevolent Mon 07-Sep-15 21:16:09

I think your husband has more issues here than missing a parcel. Does he often willy-bother next door?

ItsAllGoingToBeFine Mon 07-Sep-15 21:16:25

Marking place as also intrigued by the "Willy off"...

ChanandlerBongsNeighbour Mon 07-Sep-15 21:16:56

Trying desperately to reverse autocorrect guess what exactly he was doing in the garden! grin

StealthPolarBear Mon 07-Sep-15 21:17:04

Come BACK op

Tangfastics Mon 07-Sep-15 21:18:05

Best thread I've read today on mn grin

StealthPolarBear Mon 07-Sep-15 21:19:22

I almost Google d but I darent

DonkeyOaty Mon 07-Sep-15 21:19:34

Erm. I am wearing my Agog Face. It's a cross between hmm and shock

LittleMissLady Mon 07-Sep-15 21:19:43

No no don't google!

JeffreysMummyisCross Mon 07-Sep-15 21:19:53

Is it like Bake Off?
grin What does the technical challenge involve? And the show stopper?

TheCatsMother99 Mon 07-Sep-15 21:20:45

If your husband was having his willy off with the neighbour I think you should concentrate on that issue before worrying about a parcel-argument grin

TestingTestingWonTooFree Mon 07-Sep-15 21:20:55

Sometimes you get holes in fences from knots. I'm guessing they poke their dicks through them.

Donotknowhownottomind Mon 07-Sep-15 21:21:27

you were unavailable he knew this so he should have stayed in.

his willy off could wait


OP your thread has made me much happier than I was a moment ago and YANBU. My h also throws his weight around parcel wise and it makes me feel like this angryangry.

MrsBertMacklin Mon 07-Sep-15 21:22:20

I don't normally place mark.., but place-marking.

YANBU, his parcel, his problem.

DonkeyOaty Mon 07-Sep-15 21:22:21

Ewwwww. Didn't thingy, Careless Whisper fellow, get into trub for similar?

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